I ended up trying the cheesecake this past weekend using a recipe that I got from Cook’s Illustrated and just adapted for mason jars. How did you get your jars to stay submerged? Mine floated at the top of the water bath the entire time, so just curious. Also, how did you deal with the condensation that formed in the…

Way way way back in the early days of CDs (1984 to be specific), a studio founded by two classically trained musicians called TELARC produced a number of CDs that were specifically arranged and mastered to make full use of a CDs range. (DDD mastering)

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

Which then makes you sound even more exclusive, which then brings more people to you asking if you "party". You then try to scare them off with promises of sheetcake and bounce houses, but they just think you are so hip and ahead of them, they want you even more. Eventually you end up running an empire of night clubs…

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

Wait what. Now I'm scared of this weird sore throat I have right now that is kind of at the base of my throat. Oh god. I'm going to die.

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*when the media started paying attention to epidemic of police violence,

Its a snarky reference to the way people have been talking about the quarter back of the Panthers, who’s black, and does end zone dances (just like a zillion white quarter backs) but because he’s dabbing (and is black) instead of doing, I don’t know, the mashed potato or something, people are making it into a respect…

It’s a reference to the letter a white lady wrote complaining about Cam Newton’s celebratory dance, the dab. She just ended her routine with it and incorporated other urban dance moves some people (haters) might find distasteful.

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

Came here to post that.

YouTube Red? Isn’t that a little too close to RedTube?

In your position, I’d either be on trial for burning down that house or owing thousands of dollars for breaking the lease and fleeing back to the US. Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.