Based on any plank variations I’ve done previously, I suspect you’ll hate them more. But also love them more. And so the great exercise ambivalence continues...

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

Redskins fan here. Thank you for capturing in words what I’ve felt for the last decade. I quite literally take joy in all the Deadspin articles published about this sh*t hole of a team now. I’m rooting for rock bottom. Because only then will something of significance actually change. The regime still doesn’t…

My DC neighbor summed it up great when explaining why he was wearing a Susan G Koman shirt not a Redskins one yesterday:

What type of Donald Sterling-esque fuck up do you think it would take to force Snyder to sell the team?

The real problem with this is that unless your ownership is utterly incompetent (i.e. Detroit) you have a profit before any player even sets foot on the field.

Somehow, that tweet a few days back taunting Roger Goodell about the court ruling doesn’t seem like the best decision now.

Yeah, I think it’s definitely time for a new Hive on this subject - it’s been a while.

I’ll stick to the command line :P

He’s just emphasizing the importance of a nuclear family.

see also: men’s college hockey.

Power inflation in MTG always makes me want to shake my walker at the young kids and yell about how things were better back in my day. You had to work to set up OP combos, now they just hand them to you. #thanksobama

Showing up at a strangers apartment with a pizza does not work, even if you bring the right music along.

• Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.

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on the one hand, this makes a lot of sense. On the other hand it’s horrifyingly expensive if you don’t have local babysitting help from grandparents so some caution is really in order before you just sign up for this 100%

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…