All these sex comments primed my brain to read "butt candy"

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

There's such a thing as a "legal opinion" and possibly a lawyer who would like to be clear that she or he is not expressing a legal opinion might still want to differentiate. Similarly, doctors and others may have a "professional opinion" that is distinct from a "personal opinion" they might express. Then there are…

Then they're wrong, it's amazing.

and dwarves

I'm kinda bummed this story didn't end with your wife trimming your beard while you slept

I've grown a beard, so I understand the desire to cultivate one's man-face. But in my opinion, any beard longer than 1/2 inch doesn't look like it belongs in the modern world. I'm not trying to be a troll, but long beards strike me as an antiquated throw back rather than a modern expression of facial hair. Just my…

Koreans complaining of racism really doesn't carry much weight with me because stuff like this is acceptable in mainstream comedy and music acts over there.

in re: requested memo-

Until he turned to a life of crime and "cooking."

Vote: LastPass

Holy shit, that assistant is one of the coldest motherfuckers I've seen in a while. How his bladder was not immediately evacuated after that knife landing 1cm away from his face, I will never understand.

To be fair, he did hit what appears to be the broad side of a barn.

That sign rouses the rabble. No other corporation would touch these people with a ten foot pole.

Let's be honest here: retail labor isn't exactly hard to come by in these situations. Headhunting is, for better or for worse, for people with relatively more rare skills.

If he wants his nickname to be "Machine Gun Kelly" there are better ways of telling us.

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

Totally missed this on first post or I would've SWORN by this one - King of Shaves Alphagel. (now by remington...sometimes.)
It can be hard to find but it's a "thick" gel that doesn't foam.
I can't find anything remotely close - everything is either "cooling" which really bothers my face or just way too thin or foams…

Totally missed this on first post or I would've SWORN by this one - King of Shaves Alphagel. (now by…

Just wanted to thank everyone here for dropping so much on this that I can continue playing for free. :)