Feel better!

what if it's against his religion to be put in jail? Fuck him and his religion.

Lol at this guy's impression that he is covered by US law, and fuck everyone involved in getting that christianist law upheld.

I agree with him. That ruling is designed to support Bronze-aged, backwater, bullshit 'religious' freedoms and that is exactly what he is espousing.

Weeee!!!!! Suck a dick, Scalia. You broke it, you bought it. (I don't know what that means within this particular context, but I do want Scalia to suck a dead whale dick.)

People who think dressing boringly is ironic need to be punched in both the face and the kidneys.

To be fair, people who get the "irony" of "normcore" need to be punched in the face.

I'm old enough to remember the days before the rise of reality TV when people were ashamed to publicly admit to their embarrassing shortcomings.

Have you even considered that that may be because of 1) the kind of women you hang out with, and 2) the fact that having a "conservative" opinion is beneficial to women in an overwhelmingly misogynistic environment?

THIS IS OKAY BUT IF A GIRL DOES IT SHE IS A BAD WHOREFACE BADDIE.

I know whenever I get pregnant accidentally, I head to the Alamo to think things through.

Do you read books and have cool interests and enjoy culture? If so, you're not basic. But if everything in your life is mainstream and conformist, it's really only a problem for the haters and not you.

Classical music geek, here. I watched the beginning of your video with the sound off and knew immediately that it was Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (I've performed it many times, with a stringed instrument vs. boobs, but your meter was spot on). So, ehrm — well done.

I'm exceedingly pleased when a woman working in what is considered a taboo profession comes out as smart and self-aware (on top of being surreally gorgeous). It sets on fire the heads of people/men who expect women to be one thing only.

PLEASE stop using the word Twerk. You are not twerking. You are isolating a muscle. It's not the same, and it's further removing the term from it's true meaning. I realize the term is trendy and makes more people want to see what you are doing, which is no doubt amazing. But it's NOT twerking.

Republicans don't want any women voting. At all. Ever. It wouldn't shock me if one of them brought a bill to repeal the 19th Amendment.

Have you ever been in a Forever 21? Iggy can definitely fit the clothes in Forever 21.

Does it make me extra basic if I'd never heard of "basic bitch" before all these articles came out?

You seem to have forgotten to include Mexican Tortilla Soup in your extensive list of #1's.

No worries. Easy mistake. I'll sit here and wait until you fix it.

I'm not a soup person at all, but I can never pass up French Onion if it's on the menu. I know it means I won't be able to eat much of my entree since the cheese part is fairly filling (I had weight loss surgery in 2010) , but I just don't care.