Holy shit people, this is satire. That said, I'm glad to have married before a wedding hashtag was a thing.

I love this! I'm new to FKA twigs and want more like this! I just bought this album and bought the new Jessie Ware last month. Any other suggestions?

I'm in the midst of writing my first horror novel and I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your books as a kid (and now, when I revisit them). So many adults seem to forget how fun it can be to be scared and want to sanitize children's books to death. Thanks for representing the spooky side so well. And happy…

I didn't find these scary at all! Everyone else really found them frightening? Like, really, you had nightmares? I wanted to be scared and wasn't. Boo.

I can't see the outline of her real lips either, but I totally agree with you. It looks real and great and I want it!

Mine too! Sati and the Season of Passage are really great.

Oh, Mr Biscuits, you poor sweet thing.

This poor girl.

Yeah, not cool. I've never complained about "spoilers" in my life, because I've never found them hard to avoid. This sucks.

Don Lemon treated this story like a joke last night on CNN, too. I don't get what's so hilarious about harassment and intimidation.

Co-signed. Jia, you make me laugh out loud.

"She insisted I give it a chance, ignoring my insistence that I don't usually read fiction."

Oh, I like these two. Good for them.

Me too! I love MM now.

"Yablaaawbeeeee mayyyy bayeebeee," garbled Ariana by way of explanation."

I feel similarly annoyed. Just commiserating.

This isn't true, actually.

Not. The Church hasn't argued with evolution in more than a half century.

*I* wear NARS and Shiseido. I had no idea that my choices in make up were so intellectual.

Pike > Stine x 10000000000