SUSAN:

Sadly, in addition to all these unfortunate anthrax deaths, a great many more soldiers perished when they ate hot dogs slathered in mustard gas.

Anthrax, you say?

Counterfeit fur you say?

It was even worse than that. The article states:

“People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

Meanwhile, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross told the Milken Institute Global Conference today that the April 6 strike on Syria was “in lieu of after-dinner entertainment.”

A “pucker” of assholes?

First of all, it’s not “crying racism.” I’m sick and tired of asshats who seek to diminish the very real problem of racism by using such language It’s bullshit and it’s not true. These cops get the very same racist social cues everyone else in this country gets and have an implicit bias to see Black people as more…

There seems to be an awful lot of “honest mistakes” when it comes to Black people and police firing off shots without any information other than someone was doing something illegal somewhere in the vicinity. These “honest mistakes” happen because of implicit bias which for some reason you seem to want to not count as…

I don’t know why these morons keep shooting at moving cars. They endanger everyone else in the fucking street, hit passengers who have no control over the car and risk the car going out of control, thus endangering everyone in the street, when they kill the person in control of a 2-ton vehicle.

Don’t shit where you eat. Please. Your work spouse is about half as attractive as you think they are once the mystery/secrecy/danger is gone. Everyone is their better, more attractive self in a professional environment. The excruciating awkwardness of showing up for work the next morning and feeling like everyone…

I thought pretending to be married was enough.

Disagree, asshole is the right translation for connard. It is shocking language for a politician to use (deliciously so).

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Principessa Passive Aggressive is rubbing her father’s non-victory victory in our faces. In part because she knows her father is on the Twitter and she’d better hedge her bets.

Don’t forget to steal something before leaving your job. Odds are there has been days where you have worked overtime without pay. Stealing is God’s way of a balanced, free market economy. Because of this, I’m now the third largest retailer of 3M Post-It Notes in my area.