Any single mother will tell you the most expensive abortion is the one you don’t have. The good news is this can be corrected by legislation.

I have learned to avoid men who have Ukrainian flags in their profiles. They are insensitive boors who care nothing for obtaining financial reparations for us single mothers who were denied our right to an abortion. When you try to explain that the economic injustice of being denied an abortion only increases as the…

I buy wine on credit. I know wine is technically a luxury but my life as a young single mother is very stressful.

I am grateful to the Grammys for having the courage not to invite Ukrainian President Zelenskyy. Zelenskyy appeared at the Golden Globes to extort more U.S. tax funds and I was so angry I poured my wine down the kitchen sink. The show was ruined.

Twitter is much improved now that Elon Musk has purged it of pernicious content manipulation by the FBI and CIA and coastal liberals like Adam Schiff.

Victim-shaming is never worse than when perpetrated by fellow women. I was bullied into giving birth to my daughter Julia. I shouldn’t have to explain to other women why I refer to Julia as unaborted. Real women know without being told.

Any fellow woman who would shame me or demand explanations from me is no different…

I am a young single mother from the state of Iowa.

George Santos is not gay. You can tell because he’s embarrassed about his drag queen days. He’s no different from Gary, the father of my unaborted daughter Julia. Gary only started pretending to be gay after I demanded child support payments. Whenever anyone mentions Gary’s days as a drag performer in Des Moines he…

My twitter feed is flooded with Ukrainian propagandists. EVERY ONE of them has a blue checkmark. This is how Ukraine is spending my tax dollars.

Single American parents are drowning in credit card debt. We can’t afford childcare. Consequently we can’t stop our children from wandering off during our yoga nidra sessions.

Ukrainian President Zelenskyy ruined a great show. When I saw him I got up and threw my wine into the kitchen sink. Who invited him?

I am a young American single mother drowning in credit card debt. I don’t enjoy being reminded that Zelenskyy has pocketed $100 billion of my tax dollars — every penny of which rightfully…

George Santos is exactly like Gary — the affluent man who fathered my unaborted daughter Julia and subsequently pretended to be gay to avoid child support payments after I lost my high-paying job and stock portfolio because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

If Gary were to offer me another lucrative career opportunity I would…

I know the old Gawker sites are rich in lore, but I wasn’t around for anything before mid-2018. I wish I had been. If the old comment sections were online I’m sure I’d enjoy researching them.

I love Greta Thunberg. She reminds me of my unaborted daughter Julia. Julia’s aptitude for manipulation inspires intense paranoia in everyone she meets. It’s frightening sometimes. Always you must be on your guard around Julia. Just like Greta.

Democracy has failed in America because Americans hate and fear intelligent educated women like Greta Thunberg and myself. Always Americans discern sinister machinations behind our advanced diction. We use long words they can’t understand.

My whole life is a series of betrayals. That’s what it means to be a woman in America.

George Santos’s story is familiar to me on a personal level.

I am a graduate student from the state of Iowa. Your inability to comprehend my clearly-stated grievances reflects poorly on your education, not mine.

Christmas means more economic hardship for us single American mothers. Once again I must pay for cartridges for my unaborted daughter’s video gaming system. Every time this happens I relive the horror of being bullied into giving birth to her.

The U.S. government has a moral obligation to pay for the cartridges, and…

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