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Crystal Jewell, 25 year old grad student
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Ukrainian President Zelenskyy displays the classic signs of Adderall abuse — he is nervous, fidgety, bug-eyed, and refuses to listen to reasonable compromise proposals for territorial concessions in the eastern half of his country. Too many times have I seen these symptoms.

I am a young female graduate student from the state of Iowa.

Have you considered buying Kinja and keeping AVClub on it? I’m sure the Kinja system wouldn’t be expensive and old-timers like me would appreciate the continuity.

The persistence of unsafe tampons fits into a broad pattern of apathy on the part of American politicians regarding women’s problems. Can you not see that?

Unsafe tampons are a BIG problem. What has been done about it? Nothing. Always we women cry out to American institutional power centers for rectification, but every time our overtures are brutally rebuffed. My patience is at an end.  A political system that does not value women’s health is unworthy of respect and I

It is a living nightmare.  I fear the situation is beyond retrieval.

Scientists say dinosaur science is settled, but they said the same thing about COVID-19. They closed our schools and made us take ineffective vaccines. I have had COVID twice since being vaccinated. Consequently I no longer trust American scientists. I rely instead on my personal judgment to select appropriate

G/O Media has failed because Americans hate and fear intelligent educated women like myself. It is a living nightmare. I fear the situation is beyond retrieval.

Childless women continue to weaponize abortion to gain unfair advantages over single mothers. Who will stop them? I recently lost a promotion to a childless woman who terminated her pregnancy to retain a career advantage over me. Cheryl admitted this to me and I recorded her saying it.

So Cheryl confessed to

Pam has diabetes. I can’t remember off the top of my head if it’s type 1 or type 2 diabetes. Let me think about it.

I no longer work in high finance. I was forced to return to university studies after some bad stock trades. It is a major lifestyle downgrade. I can’t even afford tennis lessons for my unaborted daughter. She learns tennis from youTube videos.

This unfair law forces women to choose between careers and children. Many career-minded pregnant women don’t have the luxury of taking time off for rehab.

In my former profession of high finance it was understood that any woman who is serious about career advancement is on Adderall and uppers. Of course a pregnancy

I read this article twice and didn’t understand a word. Was it written by a native English speaker?

Whenever you see such incoherent nonsense, be aware that it was likely fabricated by foreign trolls. Its purpose: to distract us women while American politicians continue to send our hard-earned tax dollars to the

Julia has been crying her eyes out today. Her hero Elena Rybakina lost to Ons Jabeur in 3 sets at Wimbledon. It’s always a rough day for Julia when Elena loses, but this was especially hard because it means Elena is losing her title of Wimbledon champion.

I am a young single mother from the state of Iowa.

I had an appointment to abort my daughter Julia 32 weeks into my pregnancy. I would have done it sooner but work had been hectic. I was in fierce competition for a promotion. I had worked VERY HARD for that promotion and I knew I deserved it more than Pam. I wasn’t

No intelligent Iowan cares about this. Progressive educated intelligent Iowan women such as myself long ago ceased wasting our time on democracy. Instead we are focusing on withholding our labor from America’s military-industrial complex, which is the only leverage we possess to obtain reparations for the crime of

Please call my daughter Yulia. That’s her name now. She identifies as a non-binary Russian/Kazakh/American tennis-player girl. Only I am permitted to call her Julia, because I’m her mommy.

Abortion rights penalize us women who missed our chance to abort our children.

I am a young single mother of an unaborted daughter from the state of Iowa. Last month I was passed up for promotion in favor of a childless woman who had an abortion last year. Unlike me, Cheryl always shows up to work early and

Julia says Tchaikovsky is for dilettantes and dullards. She prefers Stravinsky and Rimsky-Korsakov. She says the minds of her favorite Russian tennis players are revealed through the great symphonic music of Russia, which doesn’t include Tchaikovsky.

Thank you, Kylie, for this important, though somewhat belated, vindication of me. With the coming avalanche of unaborted fetuses, Jezebel will be inundated with single mothers bemoaning their credit card debt.