Your father must renounce his destructive behaviors before there can be reconciliation. I recently reconciled with my parents after four years of not speaking to them. I now know the split was entirely my fault. It happened in 2016 after I became an angry socialist who regularly cursed America at the dinner table. My…

One month ago I was jobless, depressed, buried under student debt, and hated America for rejecting Bernie Sanders and socialism. Then I received a lucrative job offer which paid my student loans. I accepted the offer and renounced socialism. Now I have self-esteem and happiness and love for America. Romantic success…

Men designed all of America’s societal power structures but they’re working well for women this week so we shouldn’t allow the fact that America’s Constitution was written and enacted without consent or political input from women to detract from our enthusiasm for American democracy this week.

I am not Russian.

Affluence has destroyed my appetite for systemic change.

One week ago I would have welcomed news of an AOC victory, but I have just received a lucrative job offer with stock options. Since I am about to become an affluent person who is unburdened by student debt, I feel my previous condemnations of American capitalism were unwarranted. I withdraw my support of…

I am a young debt-burdened unhappy graduate student from the state of Iowa. I maintained hope for a better life until Bernie Sanders was defeated, but now I feel foolish for ever having hope. American democracy offers me no correctives beyond voting for senile perverts Trump and Biden, neither of whom are women. I…

Neither major American political party pretends to offer anything but a lazy rehash of old ideas. I feel foolish for believing virtue and intelligence and originality count for anything in America and will feel free to behave selfishly and stupidly and unorginally in the future because there’s no reason not to.

I am a young American graduate student from the state of Iowa. I was very excited to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Iowa caucuses because he was the only candidate who offered new ideas but now I feel foolish for believing American voters want new ideas. American democracy is incapable of original thought and I…

American society places no value on the safety of women and is therefore unworthy of my respect and I refuse to validate it with my participation.

I am a young American graduate student from the state of Iowa. My quest to become an educated and virtuous American citizen has been rewarded only with a mountain of student debt. I feel foolish for believing virtue and intelligence count for anything in America and will feel free to behave selfishly and stupidly in…

Hollywood can stay closed for all I care. The world already has enough insipid superhero movies and romantic comedies. Ordinary Americans in my home state of Iowa derive no benefits from such escapist drivel.

I am a young American graduate student from the state of Iowa. Bernie Sanders is the only candidate I trusted. I was very excited to vote for Bernie in the Iowa caucuses but now I feel foolish for believing Bernie could overcome Democratic voters’ fondness for senile perverts who disrespect women. The Democratic…

Even women like Becky Lynch who are not buried under a mountain of student debt and have lost all hope of ever paying it back must choose between career and motherhood. A just society would not permit this situation, but neither major American political party cares to assist us.

Forsaking America for New Zealand is a solid option, but women who stay should actively subvert American institutions because America’s Constitution was written and enacted without consent or political input from women. That means we are not obligated to recognize the Constitution’s legitimacy, nor America’s…

I’m not pregnant. I want children but I fear I will never be able to afford a child because I am buried under a mountain of student debt and have lost all hope of ever paying it back.

The patriarchal nature of early American society in no way invalidates the greatness of George Washington and the other white male patriots who founded our great nation.

I am a female graduate student from the state of Iowa. Despite my advanced education, American society has no role for me because Americans hate and fear intelligent educated women like myself. A society that does not value intelligent educated women is unworthy of respect and I refuse to validate it with my…

American democracy has only senile perverts to offer us women. Neither Trump nor Biden has the slightest respect for us. I will not vote for any candidate who disrespects me and I would encourage my fellow American women to do likewise.

College students in my home state of Iowa are in deep despair since Bernie Sanders was defeated. We had hoped for a Sanders victory in 2020 to restore our faith in American democracy, but now we feel like fools for believing we could make a difference.  American democracy is a font of sadness for us and we won’t waste…