Jefferson State supporters crack me the fuck up. Like, what do they produce? National parks are important but how are you going to fund your schools? Roads? How, Jefferson? Water reservoirs are also important, but selling water rights to other states is not enough to support a state level economy by itself. Are they…

I never knew Matt Lauer was a Trump supporter. It was like he was doing his damndest to keep Trump from digging himself into a ditch. It was gross to watch.

Perfect response is perfect. I appreciate a devastatingly handsome man who knows how rise above drama by giving a subtly shady, seemingly harmless response. No, he does not know her. If only all of us were that lucky.

I'm really happy that they are getting rid of the headphone jack. It frees me from feeling like I need to buy their new phone.

That movie sounds amazing. But only if she nails her commitment to her character from Scrooge. Vanessa Williams as a Scrooge-like diva is he only thing that could have saved The Fountain as a movie.

I get a Meet Joe Black vibe from it. I like Meet Joe Black. I didn't realize other people really hated that movie until I suggested it for movie night with my roommates and they made vomitting sounds at me.

I can’t watch that video. I think it might give me a heart attack.

Love this dance video for pose!!!!

I can’t stand Lena Dunham. Like, she really did project her physical and sexual insecurities on a Odell, a Black man, all because he didn’t want to talk to her at a party. Ugh! She’s gross! I wouldn’t want to talk to her either, her personality seems exhausting and wretched.

I love Oprah Winfrey. She’s G.O.A.T to be honest. Absolutely inspiring in every way. The type of woman I want to be when I think about wanting to improve myself and be a better, more successful person with determination and drive.

If I could make a lot of money for singing (sometimes), dancing (sometimes), smoking only the finest weed and looking cute (all the time), I fucking would. I'm not even going to lie. Pair that with the fact that she surrounds herself with friends and family and her life seems like a non-stop well dressed vacation...…

Hahahaha! Truth. Drake is corny for EVERY PRETTY GIRL and Rihanna knows this.

Rihanna does and she’s my hero for it! I swear to God she’s the embodiment of “Do what you want, live your best life” and I'm taking notes.

Drake sure is persistent. A very weird, irrational, tween-like part of me wants them to play this cute dance together forever. Maybe they’re non-monogamous soul mates!!! Cuuuuuute! :D

Yikes. You clearly don’t understand what I’m saying either. I don’t think I can think of clearer way to say “I don’t think this is a critique of mainstream media, rather it is a recognition of a fact (that Black media and mainstream media are largely separate from one another).”

It was a fun job. Kids are awesome.

Oh, I was smiling when I wrote that. I think you’re fun and I sincerely hope you’re not offended because I don’t want to work for you for free. You should take it as a good thing: I think you are smart and capable of critically thinking on your own. I used to be a preschool teacher. I guess that's why I'm like this. :)

I’m verbose and I like to chit chat but I’m against doing free critical thinking outsourcing work for strangers on the internet. Especially for trolls who really don’t care about the info they ask for at the end of the day. It’s not hard to draw the lines and come to a well thought out conclusion about why there are…

I not sure you’re really getting the point. She’s not relatively unknown amongst people who enjoy music, movies, and gossip news about Black artists. She’s famous amongst many Black people and has been for a while. Last night I was happy to see her getting some shine but I already knew she was beautiful, had a crazy…

Stacey Dash. Ben Carson.