Why is Beyonce supposed to be responsible for what a bunch of crazy randos do? She did ask fans to lay off years ago when they would not stop tormenting Keri Hilton. It didn’t work because they’re not doing this for Beyonce. They’re doing it to be petty and to entertain themselves. “Defending” Beyonce is just an…

Surrogacy all the way!!!

I love how people are saying “It’s all fake!” “They’re playing you guys!” as if that somehow invalidates the art of Lemonade. If it’s real, that makes the piece really vulnerable and amazing. If it’s fake, that makes it a piece of brilliant performance art that is also a commentary on how we all get too caught up in…

Thank the Lordt.

Garlic fries are for music festivals and special occasions only!!!! I can’t walk around smelling like I've just eaten garlic fries all the time just because I can buy them whenever I want. It's like McDonalds never wants me to get laid again! :( What is the world coming to?

I work for an entertainment product that gives select super fans a sneak peek at what we’re making before we announce public ally. We’ve never sued a fan but we absolutely have barred fans from future public/private events when they’ve violated NDA. It’s been a big enough deterrent. Most of these fans run news sites…

He didn’t need a dumb code name. Everyone knew and was expecting this to happen. You put the dead body of a beloved character in a geographical place where A) we’ve seen the dead rise before and B) you’ve brought a badass powerful WITCH to shack up with a bunch of lame-o dudes for seemingly no reason. You can not…

I live in San Francisco. Unless I’m visiting a more rural area of California (Like the time I went up to Quincy for a music festival) I don’t really get any negative response when I’m out with the dude I’m dating (I’m Black, he’s white). What I DO get a lot of is random ass strangers coming up to us to tell us that…

I grew up in the East Bay but not Walnut Creek. My ex got that entire city in the break up. I’m not allowed there now.

WHAT AN ASSHOLE! I’m not Sorry. That is the correct response to idiots trying to interrupt strangers from peeing. “You’re an asshole.” Thank you crazy right-wing jerkfaces for emboldening the potty police. This country gets more ridiculous every day. I CAN’T handle it.

Walnut to the Crick!

I know. :( I can only look at these pictures if I repeat the mantra “You don’t want kids yet. You don’t want kids yet.” in my head.

I just made the most embarrassing whining sound. At work. That baby is JUST TOO CUTE. Both of the Curry kids are. I can’t handle it. I need to go home for the day.

Why do I feel like I'm at Hogwarts watching all the rival schools come in for the Tri-Wizard Tournament?

Me toooooooo! If a stadium counts as a room.

Lord have mercy.

It’s so damn easy to say “That music’s not to my taste. I don’t like it” and turn off the stereo/change the station. You’re expressing your opinion and exercising your right not to participate. I don’t understand the need to crap all over someone else’s joy. It’s ugly, unnecessary, and childish. I love this article.…

Same, darling. Same.

I would DIE. DIIIIIIIIE.

Those Boycott Beyoncé shirts give me so much life. Pettyonce is currently my favorite form of Beyoncé and I live for it. LIVE.