cryslyke
Christopher Kenneth
cryslyke

“The car had to taken away on a flatbed” not to be that guy but I think something is missing from this sentence. 

A double automotive misuse car crime.

Either the OEM tires have a shit ton of grip or- most likely this was the result of a nitrous setup that isn’t matched well with the other systems. Odd part was that it happened at higher speeds where the applied torque is lower than launch. 100 shot of nitrous doesn’t add up. I’m guessing the tire on that side DID

Every performance driveshaft company:

The first to mod is the first to find the weak links.  I know this, you know this, everyone knows this.  That’s the way the world turns

If this is the finished product, it looks like crap.

Looks are subjective and yet you are objectively wrong

No wonder they kept it covered. It’s bad.

Sadly many Americans are really uninformed about how the credit system and math works.

My dude.

Sorry I’m late to the party but what about Audi’s 2.5L 5 cylinder? 400 hp and torque for days. One of the best engines ever 

A fine motor, but ‘tis no engine.

My partiality wanted the Coyote to be included on this list, but that feeling subsided seeing the Voodoo ranked at number 2, and then came back because it isn’t ranked number 1 

Humans have become uncivilized... Or maybe it’s just the poor. See what happens when flying became affordable? Civil disobedience was unheard of on flights during the 1930's. We need to return to the days where flying is only attainable by the elite rich, thus reducing melee’s.

Great article!

Well, there goes my taste for Tecate...

Broke Truck Mountain

If I were going to rip off an old lady and flip the truck I probably wouldn’t brag about the deal I got on Jalopnik.

I always feel bad when I see a car show and they say “I got a call from this lady who says she has a 1965 Ferrari. She doesnt know much about it as it was her late husbands but she is moving to a retirement community and doesnt need to keep onto it” and when they show up its very straight and rust free ‘65 275 GTB

I have a better idea, Take a raptor, make it 2wd pickup high, keep the auto-4wd with front LSD, replace fancy offroad shocks with fancy on-road shocks. Sell for Raptor money. Oh and 20" summer tires stock.