Smiling...

I’m tickled ya’ll have a hankering for my truck, as long as you keep your hands off my nutz. I think I remember you coming inside and making comments about my truck.

Last time I was in Texas I noted Texas edition Toyota Tundras.

Do you ever wonder why your girlfriend is sizing up everyone’s dicks?

needs 2 things. 1. A big american and/or texas flag obscuring the whole rear window, and, 2. A gun rack. could be inside, that’s some  dark tint.

Also, some sort of carcass strapped across the hood maybe.

See...this shit RIGHT HERE....where are you gonna mount that on Cybertruck.  NO WHERE.  

There’s a Ram in my neighborhood who puts 5 gallon buckets over his stacks when he’s parked. It’s the silliest.

Starred for excellent use of the word 'goring'

I feel like you could get slightly more Texas by adding vertical exhaust stacks, and the ability to roll coal, but I really appreciate the slightly metaphoric and much more dangerous truck nuts.

Ive also seen them in Alberta. But, I too, wonder how they can possibly be legal. I mean, surely basic crash safety and insurance issues would require them to be illegal... right? Like generally accidents are bad enough without a goring.

You don’t know what you’re talking about... you stick a VIN from ANY VEHICLE... could be one from a junkyard. It could be your mom’s old wrecked Lebaron sitting in your uncle’s barn or a 78 AMC. It doesn’t matter.

Still better than anything in their current lineup

(i) A boxy body shape with flat appearing vertical side and rear body panels ending at about the same height as the hood;

It’s pretty fucking ridiculous that we are legally bound to respect the mere appearance of a design, which has only the vaguest consistent appearance throughout a 75 year existence, which was originally made by a bankrupt company bought by a later bankrupt company bought by a later bankrupt company bought by a…

As an early millennial,  I have to disagree with that one. I've seen a lot of my generation and younger try to find small homes. Myself included, and I'm rebuilding my house not for style, but to be more energy efficient. A lot of these big houses seem to stay on the market longer because people can't afford them and…

Im 43. I have a Lotus Evora NA as my annual summer fling and a Lexus GX for everything else. I used to be really into cars and debate them on this site some time ago and so on, and like many I got tired of keeping up. The way is see it, nothing is sacred or protected anymore. If Aston has an SUV, and Ferrari is…

I would very much like an affordable fast wagon as well. Hey Kia, I hope you’re listening.

and 419 want to buy it used.

We have not been waiting for a $100,000 wagon. We’ve been waiting for a $28,000 GTI wagon with a manual transmission.