That glove looks familiar.

True Progress requires a belief in virgin birth, life after death, heaven, hell, purgatory, infallibility of some guy who doesn’t even wear pants, invisible sky friend, satanic possession and exorcism...need we go on?

History give us several different models for reconciliation.

History tells us there’s more than one path to peace.

They’re six feet under and the rest of us are pissing on their graves. It’s common ground, right?

Yes.

I sure hope there’s no sore winners here. What’s a “sore winner” you might wonder?

I sure hope there’s no sore winners here. What’s a “sore winner” you might wonder?

He’ll be phoning it in from Moscow.

Always reassuring to hear from the Amerikan Taliban.

A stoned electorate is a docile electorate. Why repug fascists don’t support it is inexplicable.

I hope this is a trend and there’s a choice to vote for a dead person for every elected office. Any dead person would “represent” the majority of actual constituents far better than anyone still living, regardless of right/left political orientation.

Florida man confirms Florida man is Florida man. 

What cake?

“Shred”? “Relevance”?

After they grill zuck, they can drag the pope in and ask him why he hates xtians so much.

He is under investigation and disciplinary measures will be taken.

We put an old refrigerator in the yard painted like a spooky funhouse, but only for Halloween. The rest of the year it’s painted like a rocket ship.

“I’m shocked, shocked to find out there’s racism going on in this institution.”

If it’s taught us anything, it’s that we need to strip the notion of sovereignty from the office entirely.