Unstoppable PR machine proves the existence of perpetual motion.

The relentless PR machine is relentless.

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It’s starting to look like we should shut this whole U-Haul rental thing down until we can figure out what the hell’s going on.

An endless source of cat pix, each one indistinguishable from the other, has finally seen its demise. The internet will never be the same.

Wait, didn’t his directorial debut happen a lot earlier?

Do we at least know the justification for not pulling the trigger?

Neither embarrassment nor bribery nor conviction nor incarceration shall stay this intrepid PR machine from the relentless completion of its appointed rounds.

Xtianity is a helluva drug.

Food and sports offer endless opportunities for NPR up-and-comers!

Which god?

Wow, his PR campaign actually worked!

Poison peddler called on carpet by community for words. Film at 11.

It depends on your definition of “prepared.”

Holt spent time in the hospital after injuring himself in a fall after the punch.

But what about that big hit, ‘I believe I can read’...oh wait...

That’s a nice self-promotion campaign she’s got going there...it would be a shame if anything happened to it.

There’s a super easy way to stop seeing FB ads. Can you guess what it is?

Probably shouldn’t read too much into his claim of “genius”.

Sure, but when they tried to schedule a meeting with the CEO, they were told to use the back door of the head office.