Or “Melania”.

So if you’re stupid enough to buy hardware from fucking FB, you’re lucky it didn’t electrocute you for an auth failure. Stupid sheep are stupid. 

One need look no further than the bible and the Koran to know this has been the case for a very long time.

Better luck next time. Outer space is much better off without human infestation..

You mean they’re still gonna monetize anti-vaxxing? I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked!

Is “handy” a euphemism for “useless” now?

Looks like Amy got the best Nerf gun. Everybody in the room heard it pop. You can’t BUY opposition like this!

Covid-19 overtakes Giant Meteor in the 2020 race to Victory!

You’re conflating Cynical Opportunist with True Believer.

Therein lies exactly the problem. You can’t elect “better legislators” if the parties continue to vomit up such horrible candidates, forcing you to vote for someone who will actively work against the interests of the community because the other candidate is worse. In the current environment, only the oppressing class…

The intention is to teach students to conform, not to impart or assess real knowledge. Forcing and testing memorization skills is well-aligned to the actual intention, as in “You memorize what we tell you to memorize and be prepared to recite it back to your Masters.”

It doesn’t really work in Australia. Registering is not compulsory, and then there’s the so-called “informal” ballots, which are blank or otherwise invalid and can’t be counted. The “fine” is nominal and many gladly pay it, as it’s less an imposition on their freedom than the alternative.

Upper class twit. Another Monty Python skit comes to life.

Don’t be surprised if he comes down with Epstein Suicide Syndrome in the hospital, since he knows where the campaign funds went.

Urine trouble no matter how you adderall up.

Any coffee maker that can get somebody to spend $250 on it because it’s wifi-enabled is a shit ton smarter than the customer.

Better to start by cutting the food budget. A lot.

So you need a fucking app to tell you to go out running when the weather’s good? How about an app that runs FOR you so you can spend more time begging your “smart” speaker to do things.

It’s really too bad that we can’t find truly good people to offer up meaningless drivel and pablum on the television.

“Unfortunately, there are two men who have died in a terrible tragedy,” he said