cryptoamygdala
CryptoAmygdala
cryptoamygdala

Darwin discredited again.

It’s a drop in the bucket trough.

In other words, you want to get poisoned without having to shell out a lot of money to corporate faux-food.

Replace “influencer” with “imbecile” then these stories would be so much more coherent.

Fuck if the IOC is gonna leave all that money on the table if there’s no grift-o-lympics. 

“Vote for me before I abuse again!”

“Justice” Thomas votes for Trump and Anita Hill votes for Biden. The ultimate irony!

There will come a time when it will be apparent that popping off one at a time like this simply doesn’t scale, even over hundreds of police departments. There’s a name for that time, it’s called “The 2nd term.”

So now Pelosi’s hairdressers have something in common with Ralph Nader, Jill Stein, the Russians, and the electoral college.

The Aristocrat.

If not, they’ll have to find somebody else to give this year’s Medal of Valor to.

As the world around us falls apart, at least we can always bank on the fact that neoliberals make the best goddam speeches, hands down.

The Aristocrats.

Age, not temperament, is mainly what separates him from his would-be colleagues.

They could have said he “droned on” but maybe that would have been too reminiscent of Obama.

At this point, watching such mindless shit equates to complicity.

It’s called “Business as Usual” and, as usual, that’s the Democrats’ promise to us all. 

Last year, Hutchinson indicated he was open towards passing a hate crime following a mass shooting at a Texas Walmart that is being tried as a hate crime.

Remember welfare “reform”? The mealy-mouthed feel-good faux apology about Rwanda? Illegal pot-shots at Iraqi aircraft and the “Iraq Liberation Act” paving the way for the next administration’s raging Middle East successes? BFFs with the Bushes? Need we go on? With motherfuckers like this, who needs goddamned Republican