Amazon sells slingshots. Problem solved.

Just stopped trying to process any of it after “Facebook’s VP of Integrity.” 

As the world around us falls apart, at least we can always bank on the fact that neoliberals make the best goddam speeches, hands down.

The Aristocrats.

Age, not temperament, is mainly what separates him from his would-be colleagues.

They could have said he “droned on” but maybe that would have been too reminiscent of Obama.

At this point, watching such mindless shit equates to complicity.

It’s called “Business as Usual” and, as usual, that’s the Democrats’ promise to us all. 

First they took my hands, but I didn’t mind because I can just bark orders at shit.

Last year, Hutchinson indicated he was open towards passing a hate crime following a mass shooting at a Texas Walmart that is being tried as a hate crime.

You don’t seem to realize how doing that would contravene their entire business model.

Remember welfare “reform”? The mealy-mouthed feel-good faux apology about Rwanda? Illegal pot-shots at Iraqi aircraft and the “Iraq Liberation Act” paving the way for the next administration’s raging Middle East successes? BFFs with the Bushes? Need we go on? With motherfuckers like this, who needs goddamned Republican…

Who all gets to ride in the pink grab-’em-by-the-pussy bus?

Any apologies for not arresting the real criminals? 

Turn back the clock 4 years.

Everything’s a bargain when you can pay for it with someone else’s money.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Maybe they should have sent the script to Kelly for his written comments first. Oh, wait...

Undressing her with his eyes.