Does it matter what the less unqualified candidate says anymore? 

Why are we letting the Master Race play with matches? 

Hmm, ya think maybe all those innocent foreign nationals her husband agreed to kill by remote control (in an expanded death program gifted to the current administration for even further expansion) might be catching up to her? Nah.

That’s like the quintessential face of White Amerika in front of that motherfucking flag: rich, stupid, violent, and Neanderthal.

The best test to determine whether someone is qualified to serve in an elected public office is whether their name is on a ballot. If it is, there’s a 97% chance they’re unqualified. The accuracy of this test is downright scary, and I’m being generous.

Hey watch it, buddy, that’s the Master Race right there you’re talkin’ ‘bout.

I hear Amy Klobuchar might be available to take over.

The problem with political parties parallels one of the main problems with religions: one either becomes successful and corrupt, or is unsuccessful and fades away. This process typically sorts itself out in about three to six generations.

They all support bad people. She just got caught supporting the wrong bad people.

Nobodies who are not doing something is not news. No film at 11.

Corrupt party hacks trump reason, arrive at correct conclusion for all the wrong reasons. Business as usual at the good ol’ DNC.

Trump to DeSantis: “It’s working very, very well. Keep it up!”

Cocksucker versus motherfucker. Film at 11.

DeathCult: We tried to kill her in March and failed. Later she died from natural causes. Nothing to see here.

“Articles” like this are like putting a stick in empty vessels of vacuousness and waving them around like they mean something. Put the sticks down and let them fade into their well-deserved void of nothingness.

Between the armed fundamentalist anti-mask xtian nuts, naked white ballet-dancing nude performance art “protester,” and now the moon-crazed babywitch contingent, irrationality is the clear winner all around!

Wait..you really think some burger flipper with COVID symptoms is gonna stop meat eaters from their appointed meals? Not to mention those sweet juicy corporate profits. It’s like you completely forgot what fucking country this is.

You know Trump can’t actually punch anyone himself, don’t you? He hires somebody with full-sized hands to do it, then he doesn’t pay them,

You moon-haters make me sick.

“White people make the best virus.”