Can you get one that looks like a sheep, or would that be redundant?

In an enlightened view of royalty, objections focus primarily on their existence on the planet rather than in which particular property they may be domiciled at any given point in time.

The Inbred Imbeciles of Windsor.

Wow, even their clothes are pastel.

So if the weather’s nice, it’s your god telling us to get out of the house? Too bad your god can’t make up Its mind.

SDWB

If it wasn’t for the virus, I’d have never got that laptop!

If it wasn’t for the virus, I’d have never got that laptop!

What’s up with these white people anyway? Here’s a guy who doesn’t know what his tattoo means, then there’s that legislator who didn’t know his face mask was a confederate flag, another highly-placed guy doesn’t know the difference between a serious question and sarcasm (even when he asks it himself), and so forth. If…

Since many of those graduates will be charged with the Noble calling of leading the occupation of more foreign countries to secure resources for Amerikan capitalism kleptocracy, not only do I not have a problem with their personal attendance at this ceremony, I think they should all be required to lick the boots of…

“His mind was made up,” is an interesting sentence to parse because it’s ambiguous. One way to interpret it is that he has no actual mind, so they had to make one up. That seems to be the most accurate of several possible interpretations.

We have never been at war with Oceania. We have always been at war with Oceania.

Ask her if running concentration camps for immigrants is legitimate gubmint business. Of course, we already know the answer. And we already know where the real nazis are.

Yes. But your list is incomplete.

The slavers’ religion has no real upside.

I always thought the main problem with vaping was that it made you stupid. But I might have it backwards.

You’re exactly right. It’s time for LEOs* to stop breaking the law. It’s long overdue in fact.

Surely they could get him to drone it in.

Uncle Ruckus...from fiction to reality in 3...2...1...

If he’s not careful, any association with this criminal organization (the Trump administration) is liable to tarnish him as the Eichmann of the epidemiological community.