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Got an old refrigerator, painted it like a rocket ship, and put it in the back yard. Gotta clean it out from time to time, but things have gotten measurably quieter.

Jeebus mus be rollin over in His grave watchin these fuckin clowns.

Jail? Here’s a better idea.

How bad are things when we have to take advice from inbred imbeciles?

You may have a point there. Take the swastika, for example. It was a non-controversial if obscure cultural symbol centuries before the nazis co-opted it. I’m sure any contemporary display of the swastika would be seen in the context of its ancient significance and couldn’t possibly be misconstrued as a pro-nazi symbol…

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Classic non-apology, placing the blame on the offended not the offender.

Trump may have already droned more innocents to death than Obama did in his entire two terms. That must really be getting his goat. (Not to mention out-deporting him, too.)

Hey, if you’re gonna try to knock poor Joe down while he’s carefully walking on water, how the fuck are we ever gonna get rid of Trump?

You’re making Duncan Hunter PROUD!

Jesus is a powerful drug. If He didn’t really exist, you’d have to synthesize Him. In a lab. In a “university” lab.

Biden is the personification of the DNC “leadership” vomiting up yet another candidate to throw yet another election to Trump.

Slow motion guillotine? We can only hope. Thoughts and prayers.

Put them in a guillotine and they all look pretty much the same.

Q: How do you know you might be an imbecile?

If they cancel it, they have to return all the bribes.

His “mind”?

Adding insult to injury once conference call at a time.

Burr was one of only three senators who, in 2012, opposed the legislation that would have made this behavior illegal. In the end, the law doesn’t matter anyway, it’s not like the DOJ is gonna prosecute this motherfucker. Or the motherfuckers like him.