When you’re incapable of doing anything meaningful, do something symbolic. Best “opposition” money can buy!

You neglected to mention that stupid people are not merely “giving up” their DNA, they’re actually paying for the dubious privilege of having their privacy violated, and by proxy the privacy of many other innocent victims. What a fucking brilliant business model, though.

Uppities unwelcome...what, you thought something actually changed?

Grilling any of them would certainly make them more palatable than they are raw.

Flawed candidates flail during failed caucuses in a faux democracy. Fake film at 11.

Vying for veep on the Biden ticket. She knows her (real) audience. Biden’s the one courting Trump voters, and he’s doing a surprisingly good job of it.

FIFY

Q: How do you know someone is not qualified to run for office?

It’s a damned good thing there is a god to justify this blithering idiocy, otherwise we’d have to make one up.

There’s a lot of money to be made with the right app. I’m thinking about Comrade’s 5-Year Planner™ guaranteed to starve your family in the first three years.

“BYE BITCH” has just got to be the number one best possible thing you can print on a device that performs the function of a self-inflicted potentially lethal weapon. Bravo!

Pence earned his place at the bottom of the heap. Prince Charles was born in it.

He thought he was in a civilized country. But he’s black in Amerika, so yeah, that was dumb.

“Not helping?” It depends on what you mean by “helping.” She’s been helping Trump and the repubs for years, with the support of the DNC “leadership.” This is simply more of the same “help” she’s been offering all along, in this case making sure dems nominate the worst candidate available again, as Sanders is starting…

Thanks to the rich, killing the rich looks better every day.

So they’re giving all the money back?

It’ll be a real public service if you do it before you breed.

I hope you were taking notes, or do we have to wait out all 500 fucking days?

“Hey, let’s wait for some good PR timing to return this donation. The time will surely come, even if it takes almost a year.” This woman is fraud from start to finish.

Wait...he’s the head of the largest pedophile organization on the planet, and we’re worried about him slapping somebody’s hand?