By the time he’s out on parole (I’m giving that about 2 years give or take a year), his wrists are sure gonna be sore.

ObamaDrones taking out innocent Yemeni children is much sexier and a fuckload more fap-worthy than some god damned speech.

The article fails to discuss how hard it was to come up with the funding for this study, and in the end it only covers the tip of the problem anyway. The penis-enlargement industry got the short end of the stick here, and the ball’s in their hands at this point to establish the veracity of their inflated claims. While…

You know laws can change, right? You know laws are mostly written by corporate lobbyists and passed by corrupt legislators, right?

It’s all great fun until insurance companies start using it against you.

Given all the great and wonderful things Cosby’s done for black folk, you’d think they’d be lining up to suck his dick, no Quaaludes required.

$1000 a month? Sorry, holding out for a better offer.

Acting like xtians? You mean like shoving your beliefs down everybody else’s throat then attacking them mercilessly if they cough them back up? But wait, that’s exactly what xtians do. Century after century.

This was no joke, it’s an example of the fascist pro-authoritarian mindset that animates these TrumpBots, where preserving lawless “leadership” is worth any cost whatsoever, including the lives of schoolkids or living in a vassal state ultimately controlled by that other lawless “leader” Putin.

Really? How can they tell?

Cocksucker versus motherfucker. One more thing checked off the bucket list before pillaging Africa.

Once you decide to base your life on a Great Big Lie, it’s all downhill from there.

Sure. Let’s all work to shut off the bribery-to-prison pipeline! For white people, at least.

That narrows it down!

“We train our boys to be killing machines, then prosecute them when they kill!”

Irrelevant internationally known actress, comedian and high-profile public figure pulls off somewhat successful publicity stunt. Film at 11. 

OK, double down.

You got it backwards. Historically, more have killed because of their religion, and more have died because of (not for) somebody else’s religion. Pleading collective insanity solves nothing and absolves no one.

Wrong race and gender to run successfully on an authoritarian platform...which is too bad, in a way, since she should have been disqualified on her own lack of merit. But an authoritarian nonetheless. Good riddance.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.