The 1st amendment of the constitution has exactly nothing to do with employing insecure, unqualified professors, much less ignorant, enabling provosts.

Look, god grants these privileges to royals because they’re better than anybody else. It’s the job of everybody else to support them in every way. How else can we keep toxic anachronistic systems alive? Not to mention giving all due respect to inbred imbeciles like this.

Any discussion of walking corpse’s husband should be confined to the topic of necro-fetish.

If there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s baubles. And who better to foist it upon us than Nike, with oppressed labor around the world standing ready to slave those baubles into existence for the well heeled West.

Modernizing the castle while still gorging themselves at the public trough like the vermin they are.

Yes, the epitome of class and grace, even as he was overseeing the slaughter of thousands of innocent foreign nationals by remote control. Better president than Trump? What a low fucking bar.

Those chairs (err, “thrones”) make it look like those two have oversize dunce caps on their empty heads.

So when do we finally get to 500 days?

No inherently unjust system, such as that of royalty, which grants undeserved privilege at someone else’s expense, can advance a just cause, not matter how you spin it. This is a morally bankrupt anachronism that indicts every society that practices or worships it.

A member of the royalty expects the world to be fair.

Equal opportunity imperialist desensitization. 

Cry for help from the castle.

Your reluctance to breed is admirable. Here’s hoping it’s inspiring, too.

Right on! You and your fellow vaping fools are all in the running for Darwin awards and you certainly shouldn’t let anybody stop you.

You mean how many other white people who murdered black people? My guess is, all of them. The xtian thing to do.

In redneck logic (excuse the oxymoron) as practiced on a typical Georgia jury, the four antecedents

This scum isn’t qualified to do any more than feed at the public trough and look “royal.” Did you actually expect someone who couldn’t make an honest living doing literally anything productive to be sufficiently skilled to cover up his own sex crimes?

In attempt to raise the IQ of the Secretary of Energy’s office, the current plan is to replace Perry with a rock. A really hard rock.

Astrology explains exactly nothing.

Slavers’ God stands ready to forgive all white wrongs. Hell, if He didn’t exist, they’d have to invent Him. No, wait ...