FB can’t put that shit at “the top of your feed” without your cooperation. Wait...you mean you thought that staying on FB was somehow Zuck’s fault?

Complaint from the castle.

Do you think she’ll get fired before you get to day 500 of this inanity?

This is the kind of endorsement you can’t buy.

Or New Jersey, which would be a much more appropriate place for the likes of her.

You bet. Let evolution take its course.

Losers are winners and winners are losers. Just like 2016. 

Wow, a whole new dimension of uselessness: writing a letter to an illiterate.

I fear we will never find another “opposition leader” who can wag his or her finger as effectively as Pelosi.

Well, it’s Charlottesville and he didn’t run the guy over, so things must be getting better. 

She’s in the running for this year’s Neville Chamberlain award, and she’s making a strong showing, despite some pretty tough competition.

It’s well known that lying sons-of-bitches are more marketable than increasingly rare truth-tellers. Did you forget what business the news is in? (Hint: it’s not “information.”)

“Sentient”? I don’t think you know what that word means.

Adderallange.

Do I hear $15,000? Candidates?

Everybody gets to have a little song and dance in the spotlight leading up to Biden’s nomination. Sure to keep you on the edge of your won’t-get-fooled-again seat!

Pontificate, equivocate, masturbate.

Misread the headline and got all excited that the losers would actually get shot. Even better if the “winners” did too. Damn.

When are we going to find out whether we’re at war with Oceania?

Message from the castle.