Masturbation would come to a grinding halt.

Of course he “deplores the exploitation of any human being.” Royal highnesses believe in exploiting entire countries to make a “living.”

Wait, you’re surprised that people with fundamentally irrational beliefs are unable to think rationally?

Well, I for one am looking forward to reading about HOW TO BEAT OFF TRUMP during the thanksgiving break.

Apparently I haven’t watched the same propaganda as you. But let’s compromise and just paint a bright red line down the middle of Obama Street to memorialize all those chemical weapons we took out of Syria so Assad couldn’t use them on his own people anymore. Thanks Obama!

The imbeciles have taken over the country.

The fact that they’re pissing away their money like this is perfectly fine with me. From the looks of her, though, more funding seems to be in order..

I can get behind it if they fashion the street signs out of little drones and decorate the sidewalks with figures of dead Yemeni and Pakistani children in the most fitting tribute to the Obama years.

That’s nothing. The EPA is ready to show these bugs how the Professionals take care of forests.

Call the exterminators. Aristocrat vermin invades the In-N-Out.

Study a little history and evolution. Unfortunately, it’s not an anomaly. Even in the “modern” world we still select for irrationality (e.g., the mass infection of religion). 

The Aristocrats. Vermin seemingly impervious to extermination.

An actress turned down a part. Imagine! There are people who desperately need jobs and can’t make ends meet, yet an actress turned down a part. Color me flabbergasted.

Is sodomy still illegal in your state? A properly positioned Ring camera could expose even MORE criminality. Rule of Law. YAY!

That’s only if you breathe a lot of it If you breathe just a little of it, it makes you vote Democrat. You breathe, you lose, it’s just a question of degree.

Let’s worry about the imaginary deaths of imaginary people so we don’t have to worry about the real deaths of real people. Isn’t it strangely reassuring to know there are no limits to what’s important (and what isn’t).

All these multi-billion dollar candidates’ schemes are worse than useless, because they sow false hope. Unless they’ve got a secret plan to literally print all those billions, it’s simply not going to happen.

60 seconds of Biden? tldw;

We had an entire revolution in this country to rid it of these vermin. How quickly we forget.

Set for life, never has to lift a finger or be a productive member of society. You’d be smiling too.