Oh boy, what malefactor managed to insert that mandate into the law?

Looks like Communists were disproportionately overrepresented in the poll. Or was it socialists? No more than 10% of Amerikans would be embarrassed by the pinnacle of humanity who got vomited into the WH. And those aren’t REAL Amerikans anyway. Send ‘em back!

The rebranding was absolute GENIUS! But you’re leaving us hanging here, Shep, by not including an image of this sexy rebranded privilege-porn plastic. And that line about the “exciting limited time offer” shows incredible kudos-worthy restraint. Oh, did I say “restraint” hehe.

The rebranding was absolute GENIUS! But you’re leaving us hanging here, Shep, by not including an image of this sexy…

Nobody ever had to threaten to send a glass of water back to its own country.

White people get the BEST steroids.

You really can’t write a credible story about this moron if you don’t sprinkle in some misspellings.

The new Kangaroo Court. Congrats on your sociopathy.

Drop the pretense. These crooks are running nothing more than a clearinghouse to distribute your DNA to insurance companies and law enforcement. Everything else is is incidental.

Correlation is not causation. Investors (market speculators) don’t pay attention to politics unless it has a direct effect on a company’s financials.

Two people hired by the same corporations to run the country are actually aligned with each other. This just in (for those not paying attention during the last two years).

This kind of sociopathic behavior is in no way bound by gender. Never has been.

For those who favor the death penalty for this POS, any incarceration with the general population will be just as effective and probably quicker.

It might be shaped like sausage, but it doesn’t fucking smell like sausage.

You’re defaming Scrooge, who never oversaw the creation of concentration camps for incarcerating and torturing the innocent. Scrooge deserves better than this false equivalence.

Lupron. 

This is technological innovation at its very finest. Totally out of the box thinking.

His left hand?

The wet finger in the air is gonna have to get just a little bit colder. 

It isn’t obvious? I mean, I didn’t use any big words or anything.

How much does that work out to per voter?