The aristocrats. Best pomp somebody else’s money can buy.

If you don’t look “native” (i.e., of European descent), you won’t know the difference.

“Thoughts” seems like a very generous way to characterize vaguely coordinated lizard brain synaptic activity.

Wow, the machine’s in overdrive.

How many candidates does it take to throw the election (again)?

She’s not kidding the major DNC corporate funders owners. You know, the ones who fund own both parties. She’s simply doing exactly what she’s being paid to do.

Since voluntarily terminating a pregnancy in Alabama is somewhere between infeasible and impossible, the impregnator is at least culpable as the impregnated and should be co-charged and co-prosecuted. Makes as much sense as this nonsensical oppressive “law”, but of course there’s no need to implicate a man.

FIFY

I don’t see any method strategy at all, sir.

Wait? All Americans must understand some concept? Any concept? You gotta be kidding!

It’s hard to say what’s worse, the inherent racism of royalty itself, or the racist jokes about somebody who married into it. 

Make IG Farben great again!

How many candidates have to throw how much poop at how many walls to arrive at a workable policy?

No bride, no groom, but we can rest assured somebody’s gonna get fucked. Ratfucked, at least.

That statement confused me, too, until I realized he simply mangled up the Solomonic biblical reference, “split the baby.” Then it made sense.

As a society and a culture, we just can’t afford to lose another YouTube gamer. Not one more. They gift us with meaning in an otherwise meaningless world, filling in a gap we didn’t even know was there.

First they came for the litterers...

Uncle Ruckus keeps crossing the line from fiction to reality.

Stupid hats for the .01%...thousands.

The inbred are different than you and me.