That's not true I've got Chloe and...

Woah. The spirit of the forest is pissed!

South Park has ruined the theme for me.

This made me horny.

F2P, Dark Souls-style RPG, with futuristic elements promising a weird as hell story?

1. How is sub zero alive?(Or undead?)

Sub-zero making a frozen copy, and then chucking it at Scorpion was the highlight for me.

What's funny about this is that Metroid Prime people were on the Halo 4 team and are very likely also on the Halo 5 team.

So what we're looking at here is the bat-stilsuit.

The Spice must flow.

You ragging on RoboCop? The new one was great. What movie'd you see?

so you believe a mentally ill 12 year old should be tried as an adult?

My experience with robot baseball has usually been better than that.

"In his own grese I made him frie." - Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales, 1372

I've said this before and I'll say it again. This game is the angelic lovechild of Inglorious Basterds and Bioshock Infinite. It's so damn fun.

I'm just going to say this, as someone who owns a PS4, the apologists for this game are amazing.

$20 GIFT CARD AT BEST BUY FOR PREORDERING, FIGURED I'M GONNA DIVE STRAIGHT INTO THIS GAME WHICH MAY BE TERRIBLE BUT AT LEAST I CAN BUY A GUILTY PLEASURE MOVIE TO SOOTH THOSE WOUNDS AFTER!

I just thought I should let you know that "amazeballs" is a phrase that was either coined or popularized by generally worthless bottom feeder Perez Hilton. You should probably stop using it.