In fairness, there was a cold beer waiting on the sideline.

“Honey, can you swing by the bar and get Dick?”

Ironically, as world cup skiing crashes go, that’s a pretty tame one. Probably still hurt.

Apparently your character spent the entire time underground so drunk he sleeps through the opening of the vault.

In the same vein, what the hell kind of post-apocalyptic survival strategy involves gathering a bunch of survivors in a fallout shelter and then sending everyone out into the world alone?  

Being also old and white I must confess to what passes for a “prank” these days. I saw a show a while back from the Just For Laughs folks that included gags like an actor pretending to try and snatch another actor’s purse so the cameras could capture the reaction of passersby. It’s unclear to me how funny they would…

The point of the system is to root out corruption and lawlessness, while promoting prosocial behavior. But it’s use in a one-party, quasi-totalitarian state anywhere is cause for concern.

If you have "substantial wealth" but find yourself needing access to large amounts of cash "in a few days", but somehow your bank can't help you, you might want to re-evaluate the choices you're making.

Anytime your workplace combines the words 'leadership' and 'committee', it's definitely time to freshen up the resumé.

Traditionally, games have dealt with this in a couple of different ways. Going way back to my MUD days, we had level restrictions on PVP where you could only initiate PVP with people no more than 3 levels below you. Other games give you the option to enable PVP or not, with some content or missions locked for people…

They could implement a bounty system, certainly, but otherwise what’s the point of playing the game? It’s like when people played WoW and stuck to PvE servers, splitting the base over something that never should have been an option early on.

Remember that they need essentially zero justification to deny you entry and in some cases even ban you from ever coming back.  I would bet that having obviously gone out of your way to delete all your apps and data is a sufficiently “suspicious” act that you’d have a very bad few hours sitting at the border.

I mean, why wouldn’t you put Gronk in a position he never plays, that relies on athletic ability, and that provides your last line of defence. I mean, that’s a no brainer, right?

“Us"?  How many yards did you rush for in those two games?

I’m sure he carefully weighed his economic future against the feelings of the West Podunk fans about winning the Generic Box Store Bowl.

“Yes Sally, grandpa could have played in the NFL and made millions of dollars, but I was too proud to miss the Charmin Ass Wipe Bowl and I stand by that decision. I mean, if I could stand. Can you hand me my crutches?”

Well, him and some hookers.

As long as “massive multiplayer survival game” doesn’t mean “pvp ganking simulator” like it usually does.

“Scary stuff, guys, when the stuff you do on social media can be used against you,” he says.

What bothers me the most about shit like this is that all those folks that want to believe that only FOOTBAW can craft boys into MEN

For a sport that prides itself on being played “by men”, there are an awful lot of childish boys involved in all facets of the game.

If you can’t get through a day at your workplace without calling a coworker a bitch, maybe you need a different job.