Going to go out on a limb and say that immediately after the team sides with the franchise quarterback and fires the coach is probably not a good time to publicly call for someone to hold the quarterback to a higher standard.

Just sayin’.

That Silverado fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way to the ground.

Well, I’m glad that guy got work now that he’s done with Aquaman.

I enjoyed healing in WOW right up until PUGs started to be full of toxic asshats who would hurl abuse at you if you weren’t healing “right”. I like healing on those rare occasions when I can play with actual friends, but never for randos.

Have they done anything about the epileptic bunny hopping? It literally made me nauseous spectating as players spent every single moment bouncing around.

Why doesn’t he just do what everyone else does on online dating platforms and just lie about shit?

Came to say exactly this. Jesus, I massively dislocated my shoulder at a judo tournament in 1984 and when they sent me home from the ER a couple of hours later they suggested I get some aspirin before I went back to school the next day.

Who the hell is handing out opioids for basic dental procedures?

Where am I going to find Chunky Amateur Asses now? Oh right, the rest of the internet. Whew.

“All of our racists are independent contractors”.

If Washington claimed a serial abuser and not-good-football-man you can bet someone will give Hunt a “second chance” at redemption.

“We couldn’t think of any reason why people in his entourage would lie, so it wasn’t necessary to talk to anyone else. They pinkie swore even.”

It sounds to me like they got themselves into plenty of situations that would normally be considered dates. Like, if he said “would you like to catch a movie and dinner with me” the answer might be, “sure, what shall we see this time?”.

People who want to be internet famous really ought to be more specific about their desires.

Counterpoint - If Gary Gygax taught us anything it’s that evil wizards will commit unspeakable acts and surrender their souls in order to become liches so that they can spend eternity lying around in abandoned dungeons, waiting to be discovered by a band of wandering assholes.

Frosty is actually out there doing stuff…

if more people spanked their kids, we’d have more kids who knew what “ act right” means!!

Thank God we can rely on the integrity of professional boxing though.

He is allowed any type of food that he wants. He has a bed in there, he has a shower and a bathtub. He has pretty lavish toiletries like Epsom salts, sugar scrubs, that kind of stuff.”

You do have to side-load apps if you don’t get them from the Windows Store and while that’s more than Apple supports you can jailbreak your iPhone and side-load apps in that manner.

You go to the supermarket and buy food, surprise surprise, they charge you a commission there as well. Whatcha gonna do about it, sue them too?

You actually can’t get metro style apps anywhere else than from the windows app store... :P