AC Odyssey is so good (also about 60 hours in).

I couldn’t possibly vote for anyone who may have been immature in their 20s.

Falling back on being British as a defence against being racist seems kind of a dubious strategy...

SWELLING TO PENIS AFTER USING PENIS PUMP

Is it his role to identify the talent that Gruden can then trade away?

So, I read on ESPN that the Jags told Fournette a couple of weeks ago that they were using his one game suspension to void several million dollars worth of his “guaranteed” money...

Can we talk about how stupid it is that an offender like Jones is even allowed to fight a handful of months since his last positive test?

If the prospect of losing millions of dollars, public humiliation, AND a fucking round the clock security detail can’t keep you away from drugs, then you are truly fucked.

The only evidence he needs is that at the same time as teams are hiring ambulatory interception droids like Peterman, not a single team has even had Kap in for a look.

The representative of an organization that covers up child rape and peddles a theology that involves billions of people being eternally punished for believing the wrong things was insensitive? I am astonished.

Clearly Kap’s problem is that he isn’t as talented as Nathan Peterman.

Jesus, they didn’t even try to pretend they weren’t directly ripping of Diablo.

I don’t mean that in some sort of legally bad way, just that some of those maps look very similar in style etc.

I know it’s probably against the rules of Kinja, but just once when someone posts a rant that is then proven to be incorrect by, say, someone posting a link to the actual law they are wrong about, if the ranter would then post something saying, “Wow, didn’t know that. Guess I was wrong”.

But I’m not going to hold my…

Is it just me or has the officiating of pass interference/holding on receivers and d-backs just been atrocious this year?

Hey now, he doesn’t have Johnson’s illustrious history going for him. ;)

In fairness, there was a cold beer waiting on the sideline.

“Honey, can you swing by the bar and get Dick?”

Ironically, as world cup skiing crashes go, that’s a pretty tame one. Probably still hurt.

Apparently your character spent the entire time underground so drunk he sleeps through the opening of the vault.

In the same vein, what the hell kind of post-apocalyptic survival strategy involves gathering a bunch of survivors in a fallout shelter and then sending everyone out into the world alone?  

Being also old and white I must confess to what passes for a “prank” these days. I saw a show a while back from the Just For Laughs folks that included gags like an actor pretending to try and snatch another actor’s purse so the cameras could capture the reaction of passersby. It’s unclear to me how funny they would…