If you have "substantial wealth" but find yourself needing access to large amounts of cash "in a few days", but somehow your bank can't help you, you might want to re-evaluate the choices you're making.

Anytime your workplace combines the words 'leadership' and 'committee', it's definitely time to freshen up the resumé.

Traditionally, games have dealt with this in a couple of different ways. Going way back to my MUD days, we had level restrictions on PVP where you could only initiate PVP with people no more than 3 levels below you. Other games give you the option to enable PVP or not, with some content or missions locked for people…

They could implement a bounty system, certainly, but otherwise what’s the point of playing the game? It’s like when people played WoW and stuck to PvE servers, splitting the base over something that never should have been an option early on.

I mean, why wouldn’t you put Gronk in a position he never plays, that relies on athletic ability, and that provides your last line of defence. I mean, that’s a no brainer, right?

“Us"?  How many yards did you rush for in those two games?

I’m sure he carefully weighed his economic future against the feelings of the West Podunk fans about winning the Generic Box Store Bowl.

“Yes Sally, grandpa could have played in the NFL and made millions of dollars, but I was too proud to miss the Charmin Ass Wipe Bowl and I stand by that decision. I mean, if I could stand. Can you hand me my crutches?”

Well, him and some hookers.

As long as “massive multiplayer survival game” doesn’t mean “pvp ganking simulator” like it usually does.

“Scary stuff, guys, when the stuff you do on social media can be used against you,” he says.

What bothers me the most about shit like this is that all those folks that want to believe that only FOOTBAW can craft boys into MEN

For a sport that prides itself on being played “by men”, there are an awful lot of childish boys involved in all facets of the game.

If you can’t get through a day at your workplace without calling a coworker a bitch, maybe you need a different job.

Going to go out on a limb and say that immediately after the team sides with the franchise quarterback and fires the coach is probably not a good time to publicly call for someone to hold the quarterback to a higher standard.

Just sayin’.

That Silverado fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way to the ground.

Well, I’m glad that guy got work now that he’s done with Aquaman.

I enjoyed healing in WOW right up until PUGs started to be full of toxic asshats who would hurl abuse at you if you weren’t healing “right”. I like healing on those rare occasions when I can play with actual friends, but never for randos.

Have they done anything about the epileptic bunny hopping? It literally made me nauseous spectating as players spent every single moment bouncing around.

“All of our racists are independent contractors”.

If Washington claimed a serial abuser and not-good-football-man you can bet someone will give Hunt a “second chance” at redemption.