“We couldn’t think of any reason why people in his entourage would lie, so it wasn’t necessary to talk to anyone else. They pinkie swore even.”

It sounds to me like they got themselves into plenty of situations that would normally be considered dates. Like, if he said “would you like to catch a movie and dinner with me” the answer might be, “sure, what shall we see this time?”.

People who want to be internet famous really ought to be more specific about their desires.

Counterpoint - If Gary Gygax taught us anything it’s that evil wizards will commit unspeakable acts and surrender their souls in order to become liches so that they can spend eternity lying around in abandoned dungeons, waiting to be discovered by a band of wandering assholes.

Frosty is actually out there doing stuff…

if more people spanked their kids, we’d have more kids who knew what “ act right” means!!

Thank God we can rely on the integrity of professional boxing though.

He is allowed any type of food that he wants. He has a bed in there, he has a shower and a bathtub. He has pretty lavish toiletries like Epsom salts, sugar scrubs, that kind of stuff.”

Gonna need to see the Carfax report.

You know that whole, “No means no” thing we keep talking about? Feel free to apply that as more of a general rule than a specific sex thing.

I’m no Jackson fan, but fuck Mayfield for holding it against a guy for taking a job after you fire him.

“Hmmm, as a highly paid professional who is constantly in the public eye, would it be a good idea to contain my shithead rage-o-holism if only out of self-preservation?”.

“Fuck it!”

This is a great article.

The only thing I would have done differently was be even more harsh about what a disaster D3 was on release. Hats off to Blizzard for being smart enough to rescue the IP by fixing it.

I dunno, the guy with the lacerated liver might quibble with your definition of a serious injury.

When it comes to the prequels, I will always remember that when the Phantom Menace came out, I was prepared to kill someone to get in. 30 mins after it started, I was prepared to kill everyone in the theater to get out.

“I know they will hire an experienced coach to take us to the next level”.

Apparently she hasn’t been paying attention.

Regardless of what finger he was waving, it was insane that the touchdown was called back for something stupid like that. I could see it being like a taunting penalty or something, enforced on the kickoff or whatever, but to nullify the play? That’s just stupid.

Your misunderstanding is in thinking that there is anything random about his racism. When you’re a racist, you just say stuff like that cause you think it’s funny. It’s just a normal part of your thought process.

I agree that all of these “rules” would unnecessary if people could just behave like responsible adults and, say, not climb into the laps of their students. We used to go out for a couple of beers with our prof after one of our seminars when I was doing my Masters, but that was essentially still “school”. We talked…

Videogame stats encompass everything these days. “You wankers! I can drink twice that many pints before I piss my pants!”

How much tape is involved in keeping that shirt plastered to her body?