You need to pitch to the run support you get, whether that’s one, two, three or 12.

I wonder if you could go after him for essentially running a business on city property. 

Boom.  Kill shot.

It’s 2018... If you are a college professor or administrator, keep your partying a hundred miles away from your employees or students. It’s not rocket surgery man.

Has anyone ever turned his gibbering bullshit into a more successful career as a pseudo-intellectual than Malcolm Gladwell?

Surely there’s a gravel parking lot littered with broken glass somewhere nearby that could stand in for a football field.

I especially like the part where he wants someone who has already covered a team professionally (at least that’s what I assume ‘not from your basement’ means) but is still dumb enough to work for next to nothing.

This comment is woefully underappreciated.

I hear a lot of people saying he was stupid to sit out 9 weeks and give up all that money, on the hope that he stays healthy and next year he gets a multi-year contract with enough guaranteed money to make it up.

Maybe he gets enough guaranteed cash over a few years to make up the loss and maybe he doesn’t, but let’s…

In other news, people are apparently no longer renting porno movies from stores.

Instead of “If you aren’t cheating, you ain’t trying” they could move to a much simpler motto of “If you are cheating, you ain’t racing this week or next”.

What the actual fuck... They recommended reinstating these shitheels?

This is why “Take Your Mom to Work Day” is a bad idea.

I am largely convinced that people asking for WOW classic never actually played WOW vanilla.

I’d go so far as to say anyone asshole enough to dive in to deliver that last punch to an obviously unconscious opponent should be banned from the sport.

Kyouya youare worng trashmyego have right,blizzard shit on us. and if you are against us, just kill your self, videogame world dont need a useless human like you

Well, I suspect that admitting you are or aren’t doing something related to someone’s employment specifically because of their age is probably going to get you in trouble. If they said, “We’re not picking up your option”, that’s perfectly fine. Saying “We’re not picking up your option because you’re black/gay/old” etc…

If he wanted to win "right now" he should have told the guys hiring free agents.

Are we shocked that anyone in Cavs management was dumb enough to admit that in a voicemail? It happens all the time but only idiots actually record themselves admitting it.

I could totally win the Boston Marathon but I just don’t feel like it.