Jesus, can we just let the guy be dead.  He’s definitely paid for whatever shitty things he did.

Unless you stapled a thousand dollar bill to each page I pretty much guarantee the AD never saw pages 2 or 3.

As a veteran who thinks you're full of shit, please stop pretending to speak for us.

On the one hand, I want to say, hey if you like escorts then you be you, but at the same time, anyone stupid enough to pull the stuff he did with his work phone should probably never be trusted in any job requiring the slightest exercise of judgement.

You say that like there is some sort of meaningful difference between those two things.

On the plus side, they have stopped using the Magic 8 Ball what it thinks and now consult fortune cookies.

I just wish he had climbed out the ring and kicked White’s ass.  I’d buy my first UFC pay per view just to see that.

Wait, so now we’re discussing exactly how black a person has to be, or even more disturbing, how black a person has to act, to be allowed to play a black person?

He ought to have jumped out of the ring and laid a beating on White

Banned for life from an organization that just let his opponent back in the ring after criminally injuring two fighters outside the ring? Really?

Yeah, I’m not sure I would describe mocking a customer with racial slurs as a “slight”.  

Wait... Most people have unlimited data on their phones???   Where is this Utopia?  Not Canada, I assure you!

I’m a six-foot-tall guy who is nearly 6'11" and who can nearly play basketball, so hit me up NBA teams.

I am shocked to discover that there is racism occurring in that establishment.

“Now, keep your eye on the ball”
- shitty dad advice

Why yes Roger, I’m sure people will pay a lot more for the rights to broadcast that thing that now has less stuff in it that the viewers want to see.  I’m sure that’s how it works.

The fucking "line" in question is a vague theoretical concept that should never be the subject of measurements of an inch or two.  

I guess it beats the other tradition of dragging a black guy behind a pickup truck.

Even if I buy that you didn't mean it to be racist, you're pretending to murder someone.  That's fucked up all by itself.

I prefer my mass murder simulators to be boob free as god intended.