The whole concept of the franchise tag is fucked up.

Wait, you’re cool with dozens and dozens of identical, trivial, boring quests but you’re bitching about the easily ignored, 2 minute long process to send followers on quests?   Seriously?

At least the old homeless guy they have coaching the O’line seems harmless.

I shudder to think what you consider to be a suitable punishment for people who commit actual crimes then.

I am shocked to learn that there is gambling in this establishment.

We also learned during the investigation that Coach Meyer has sometimes had significant memory issues in other situations where he had prior extensive knowledge of events.

Actually, I believe he is more partial to gifts of healing crystals.

You can’t be a real successful capitalist until you can say both “Keep government out of the markets!” and “Where’s my bailout cheque?” with a straight face.

For the record, the last thing anybody should be doing on a rollercoaster is waving a device around that, if fumbled at high speed, is going to cave in the teeth of somebody behind them.

Anyone watching season three of Last Chance U is being treated to a perfect example of what kind of colossal asshole is lauded as a good coach, as long as he’s winning.

Being a football coach seems to be one of the last areas in which being an angry, abusive and sometimes violent asshole is viewed as an acceptable management style.  

Those first three bits are huge though. Letting these kids get decent professional advice, and not penalizing them for doing something crazy like applying for a job (aka the draft) and not getting it is a major improvement.

My impression of the NCAA has dramatically improved. Fuck those NCAA pricks (yes, that’s an impro…

How does Arnold Schwarzenneger’s Terminator not rank here?

Sounds like somebody’s bitter.

I’ve sick of the bullshit about “he did what he was required to do”.

The man is the highest paid employee of the state. He claims to be a figure of moral authority who shapes boys into men, or some bullshit like that. He is looked up to and revered by at a minimum hundreds of thousands of people. He is, I shudder to…

My bad!

You probably could have written a piece that deservedly made fun of this clueless idiot’s behaviour without making fun of her physical appearance.

Just sayin’.

It’s $12,000 for the last 100K, not the whole 900K.

That’s pretty darned cheap compared to several cars that otherwise would take the place of those 900K miles.

Leave it to the NFL to invent the category of non-guaranteed guaranteed money.