And let’s not forget that the “good” parenting that assholes like that want to see more of is the good old fashioned whupping on kids to make sure they shut up and do what they’re told.

You know, shitty parenting.

Might want to check for unexpected sushi specials.

The entire point of a dating site is to not pay for stuff?

“Hey, if only I had enough money to live like a fictional serial killing asshole... then I’d be happy”.
- said no one ever.... er... apparently said one dumbass once

I’m always curious when these stories come up, how exactly did he think that was going to go when he decided to life assets from their game?

You’re that guy in the game store, bitching in the loud condescending voice about how other people play . Fuck that guy.

“1 Star. Had to wait 5 mins for check-in. Not offered any compensation.”

Except, of course, Livestrong never raised a penny for cancer research, and not a single kid “got treatment” because of Lance Armstrong. His foundation raised money for cancer “awareness”, not research, and that money was always intended to go towards improving the quality of life for cancer survivors.

That’s not…

Ya, if only you’d recently won some sort of championship or something.

Ya, I can’t see him being on board with PEDs, because PEDs actually work.

“I am totally against using PEDs but I want guys on my team who will do whatever it takes to win, regardless of personal cost.”
- NFL guy

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

Sign me up for a guaranteed $90M over 5 years versus any one of a million bad things that could happen over the next year to turn you into the next Isiah Thomas...

Veterans always use tackling drills to remind rookies of their place in the food chain.

“He didn’t lie when he said he was going to do a bunch of stupid, self-destructive things, and dammit, us hilbillies respect a man of his word”.

So they’re paying $13 for his rights, but what are they paying him?

Seriously. This is about as bad an example of cheating as you can imagine in this sport, short of him jumping in the car and getting chauffeured ahead a few miles. 

“essentially a technical violation”

WTF does that mean? One of the whole points of this kind of race is that you can’t have outside help wherever/whenever you want. He clearly and deliberately violated those rules.

It’s about as clear an example of cheating as you can imagine in this kind of event.

Ten things to take home , while you still have access to your desk before the big meeting tomorrow.

If the interweb has taught us anything, it’s that there’s no need for professional journalists and writers.  After all, my opinion done be just as literatable as thems.