I remember that touching moment at the end of Saving Private Ryan, when Tom Hanks’ character makes Ryan promise that he will watch the NFL every Sunday, so that all those deaths would mean something.

He’s comfortable when they send in the Double-D package.

That’s gotta be traveling.

Some of this I blame on fucking American Idol and similar bullshit shows. Hey, want to be a superstar musician? Don’t spend years honing your craft, writing songs, and playing gigs... just get people to vote for you on YouTube or tv or something.

Looks like all 23 people attending the game were inconvenienced.

She “filled the void of girlfriend” but they “never officially had a relationship”.

THIS is why you have a void of girlfriend dude... you don’t actually know what the word means.

Just once I want to see these people forced to spend a weekend together doing things that will actually let them know if they are likely to succeed as a married couple. You know, discussing the monthly budget, wiping baby vomit out of their hair, arguing about spending a bunch of money to go to the destination wedding…

I think that it’s completely believable that a PR firm was promoting a strategy of using the N-word, following in the footsteps of all the insanely successful N-word themed PR campaigns, than that some self-identified idiot just randomly said it. -Flat Earth Truther

We have to protect society in case she gets out and, uh, tries to breastfeed more babies, uh, nevermind...    Ya, that seems a stupid amount.

It’s worse than that. All the GMs and coaches have to legally change their names to Lavar.

Looks like someone got out of high school without learning the important lesson that just because you’re a big tall dude, doesn’t automatically make you a tough guy.

“Sing, O muse, of the night vision of the gymnasts, daughters of Karolyi, that brought countless thrills upon the Achaeans in the dark.”

And the devaluation of the concept of “heroic” continues unabated.

You can’t leave off the classic

Of all the ridiculous divers, Neymar bugs me most for some reason, so fuck Brazil.

If you ain’t rubbin’...

I like Fortnite, but I hate the end game carpentry battle. This would be kind of entertaining while learning.

I’m not sure that helping rescue some of the people who are trapped in a fire because you blocked off the emergency exit is all that exonerating.

That seems very Christian of him.

Poor 20 year old adults, who’ve had way fewer advantages than this entitled guy, still manage to show up on time for the first day of shitty minimum wage jobs they are going to hate for the rest of their lives.

Doesn’t seem to be asking too much of someone getting payed millions of dollars to play a game he presumably…