Looks like all 23 people attending the game were inconvenienced.

She “filled the void of girlfriend” but they “never officially had a relationship”.

THIS is why you have a void of girlfriend dude... you don’t actually know what the word means.

Dude, you can’t expect anyone to take your tech suggestions seriously if you start off by telling people that NAS stands for Network Attached Drive.

C’mon man.

Just once I want to see these people forced to spend a weekend together doing things that will actually let them know if they are likely to succeed as a married couple. You know, discussing the monthly budget, wiping baby vomit out of their hair, arguing about spending a bunch of money to go to the destination wedding…

The diver should be careful, because Musk seems exactly like the kind of rich asshole who would happily spend a few bucks to frame up a case against any poor bastard who lipped off to him.

Good to hear that Musk thinks that having SEALS escort him around instead of, say, contributing to the actual work was somehow a good thing.

I think that it’s completely believable that a PR firm was promoting a strategy of using the N-word, following in the footsteps of all the insanely successful N-word themed PR campaigns, than that some self-identified idiot just randomly said it. -Flat Earth Truther

We have to protect society in case she gets out and, uh, tries to breastfeed more babies, uh, nevermind...    Ya, that seems a stupid amount.

Well, and that ray that destroys entire planets.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

It’s worse than that. All the GMs and coaches have to legally change their names to Lavar.

I can’t decide if you’re dense or just trolling. We’re talking about firing squads. Firing squads don’t aim at people’s heads.  The target is generally placed in the vicinity of the heart. I’m not sure which part of that you’re having trouble understanding.

You do realize that firing squads don’t shoot people in the head, right?

Contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe, getting shot is rarely a quick way or painless way to die.

Looks like someone got out of high school without learning the important lesson that just because you’re a big tall dude, doesn’t automatically make you a tough guy.

Call me when he gets his quantum teleporter online.

“Sing, O muse, of the night vision of the gymnasts, daughters of Karolyi, that brought countless thrills upon the Achaeans in the dark.”

And the devaluation of the concept of “heroic” continues unabated.

You can’t leave off the classic

Of all the ridiculous divers, Neymar bugs me most for some reason, so fuck Brazil.