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I like Fortnite, but I hate the end game carpentry battle. This would be kind of entertaining while learning.

I’m not sure that helping rescue some of the people who are trapped in a fire because you blocked off the emergency exit is all that exonerating.

That seems very Christian of him.

Poor 20 year old adults, who’ve had way fewer advantages than this entitled guy, still manage to show up on time for the first day of shitty minimum wage jobs they are going to hate for the rest of their lives.

Doesn’t seem to be asking too much of someone getting payed millions of dollars to play a game he presumably…

On behalf of all Canadians, screw your "standing alone" myth. 😋

I suspect these things are nicer than most apartments, and you could drive them off to whatever Walmart strikes your fancy and stay overnight.

Everyone changes a lot from high school to, say, their 30's and you have to be very lucky or work very hard to make sure that you both change in mutually compatible ways over the years, but it does happen to work out for some.

WTF is wrong with people that they’d just walk up to a random stranger and tell them they should model? Do they walk up to tall people and tell them they should play basketball?

Boundaries are your friends people. 

I can’t imagine why any woman who did 5 seconds of research would want to work for that cesspool.  Good for you.

It’s hard to imagine that he was unaware of the long, cruel history of referring to gangly white guys as “spider monkey” back when they were working in the fields! End the language of hate!

Messi reportedly declined to show the reporter exactly which pair of his mom’s panties he was talking about.

I haven’t played PUBG in a while (for no particular reason) but I briefly tried Fortnite and I have to say I absolutely hate the endgame carpentry battle.

That’s just pure personal preference (and being an old/slow dude probably contributes to it) but I do think the actual game performance is better than PUBG.

Even imitating a decent person is better than being an all-out asshole.

just seems weird to feel the need to proclaim they’re not a security threat when nobody ever said they were?

One thing history has shown us is that the quickest way to turn a dumb, entitled, coddled frat bro athlete into a sophisticated gentleman is to pay him millions of dollars straight out of college. Odd that it didn’t work this time.

What the fuck is wrong with people today?  Whatever happened to politely talking to your neighbours if their kids are a little loud sometime?  Or better yet, thinking to yourself, “They’re kids you uptight idiot, chill out”.

Please god, tell me that was done through some automated mod and not some poor schelp manually laying those blocks.

The main reason I like PUBG more than Fortnite is that the endgame carpentry battle is just stupid.

Smart move not inviting Cersei.