While they certainly deserve to be treated better, I’m with you that the emphasis ought to be on why the fuck anyone has cheerleaders and why anyone would want to be one.

Ironically, those kind of incidents are exactly the kind that could be avoided with better AI image recognition...

But when Yukio and Negasonic showed up as, again, an obvious lesbian couple, the family started making sounds of disgust.

You can have my side door when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

You don’t understand how this whole sports media thing works, right?

You want someone with this level of bad judgement teaching your kids anything?

You know that they use simulated drowning as a form of torture, right?
They don’t do that because of it’s peaceful nature.

Not that I would know but isn’t it said that drowning is one of the most peaceful ways to go?

So, I guess you can torture animals to death in front of children as long as you profess to be the follower of an all-loving god? Seems legit.

I sincerely doubt that this federal law applies to how doctors protect people’s medical records in India. The records themselves may be protected inside the US, but a doctor in India is unlikely on the hook.

Just remember, you’ll probably have to pay extra for the keyboard cover. And the LTE support. And the Surface Pen. And the extra storage.

Letting up in a fighting sport can get you hurt really badly.

I’m not sure “NFL head coach is an exclusive job” is a rebuttal to all the reasons why 22 year old dismissed charges shouldn’t decide people’s professional careers.

Actually, getting indicted by a grand jury is pretty darn close to nothing in terms of actual proof of guilt or innocence.

Getting fired sounds like a choice ;).

If you can live with the shame of working for Duke, this kind of bad publicity probably won’t faze you.

Uber can’t drive down the road without running over a person with a bicycle. 5 mins after that thing takes off it’ll be taking a short cut through a skyscraper.

Reports indicate that the groundhog was apparently holding a cell phone.

Huh. I would have thought cornholing involved fewer shorts.

Technically, traveling to the USA from Canada by land or sea, you don’t need a passport. Your driver’s license is acceptable.