I mean, what, his little fire extinguisher never got recharged after that time in the X-Wing?

I was in Iceland in April 2017, and if your definition of “ actual paradise” involves 80km/h winds and sheets of horizontal sleet, then I got the perfect selfies.

I don’t care about you what you think about George, I just think it’s simultaneously sad and hilarious how butt hurt you are about his writing speed, or lack thereof. It’s a fascinating glimpse into a fragile psyche.

In all seriousness though, that could have gone really badly.

Again, you totally miss the point. I’m not sticking up for GRRM, who I don’t give a rat’s ass about, I’m just pointing out what an incredibly over-the-top asshole you appear to be, over something incredibly trivial. If you had posted a similarly hysterically abusive rant about Kanye West or Doritos, I’d still have…

Lucky for me, I could care less if he ever writes another word. Poor you on the other hand have been scarred so badly that you’re stomping around the internet like a tantrum-throwing two year old child denied a toy, screaming about how much you don’t care. It’s actually pretty sad. I feel sorry for you.

Frankly, if I was GRRM I’d just keep putting it off solely to keep antagonizing assholes like you.

Racoons are just rats with better PR. Feel free to run those fuckers down.

No, I’m sure race and sex had nothing to do with it because the course can show records of all the many times it called the police on groups of white dudes who were playing too slow, right? Oh wait, no...

That’s cool for him I guess, but holy shit he is missing out on some really awesome shit by being a luddite. Just the existence of MOOCs alone has greatly enhanced my life through access to great quality free courses on a huge variety of topics, just as one example of the great stuff on the internet.

He can grumble…

You ever email someone at a gmail address? That has your IP, email address, and probably your real name attached to it. It’s trivial to correlate that stuff with the sheer volume of data they see.  Of course they know who you are.

The only logical Avatar sequel involves a fleet of starships arriving at the planet and nuking it from orbit before going back to mining unobtanium without the troublesome natives raising any more fuss.

This sounds like kind of a trivial problem to be causing so much angst. If he’s having this amount of trouble figuring out something as simple as getting his car moved a half mile to a buddy’s place, I have bad news about what life has in store down the road.

I don’t care if he doped, I care that he was a colossal asshole who ruined people’s lives to cover up his shitty behavior. I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

If you break out of a prison in Iceland, where do you go lol?

Walking away from a nordic low security prison isn’t all that hard but how the heck do you get on a flight these days without ID?

Ah, fair enough.

You think most people in this country don’t make $360K over the course of their entire life?

Hey, if there was at least one few furiner in the country, he could’ve won this thing on a no show.

ESPN should send all email into the grays unless someone from an ambiguously defined group of super users replies to it.