Did she get a copyright on her physical breasts, because that doesn’t sound like a thing, or did she copyright the photos of her breasts that were getting posted?

A $62,000 fine is “huge” to me. It’s a rounding error to Ferrari.

When are they going to set up the tribunals for the mass “seducing an unmarried woman” trials, and how on earth are we going to incarcerate that many millions of offenders? Where do I turn myself in?

It’s hilarious that anyone, anywhere is writing cheques for $600 for “monitoring social media”.

The prints are proof that some people walked there at some point that long ago, which is a long way from proving mass migration.

It is almost inconceivable how much money essentially evaporated in front of this poor guy’s eyes.

Gee, it almost sounds like that was part of the job you contracted to do.

I love that Renner is down with joking about his role as “guy with a bow”.

Technically, if a person gets in it and drives it, it isn’t a robot is it?

They take your personal information, take your shipping information for the card, then your billing information. Like, I dunno, virtually every online shopping experience.

In fairness, that was a pretty standard reaction for a soccer player who has suffered passing contact with the air, so it took people a while to realize he was really hurt.

He’s got 8895 takes but a coherent argument isn’t one.

A bunch of people reading this are thinking that kids today are pussies because having a “tough” coach makes you a winner. These people are idiots.

And let’s face it, getting out of the academy is just the first step in a long on the job training process.

I had a dream of being the worst athlete at the Olympics and not even trying in my event.  And by God I achieved it! And I’m a really good water skier. I’m just not good at the short I am at the Olympics for.

I would love a D&D movie that delivered further into the role of beholders as inept watch dogs.

This article is at war with my “all male figure skaters are gay” theory, and now I don’t know what to think.

You fuck with our elections and we’re coming for your mixed curling team.

I’ve never understood why people would continue to follow a religion that explicitly rejects them. If their god hates you, hate him back.

It always pisses me off in these stories when people whine about having to move their family a third of the way across the country to take some multi-million dollar dream job.

I mean, it’s not as if a lot of people do the same thing every year for a lot less.