I think he was pointing to the fact that the American military had protected every other NATO country from the threat of foreign invasion since WWII, freeing up their tax dollars for social spending.

I’d like to believe that the deceased, having generously willed their bodies for the purposes of scientific research and education, would be okay with a couple of selfies.

As I’ve said before when asked about my wishes after death, I’ll already be dead and that’s probably as pissed off as I could possibly be. So, whatever.

You do realize that the stats you posted don’t actually say anything at all about whether criminal aliens are more likely to drive drunk than anyone else, right? That is does nothing to actually prove your point.

Criminal aliens, like all other criminals, rarely commit just one crime. Wow, what an astonishing…

The best part about the Dodge debacle is that the King speech they used actually contained a rant about what bullshit advertising is and what shitty people advertisers are.

That is awesome.

Amateurs. I suggest super glue.

This may not be the game we want, but it’s the game we deserve.

“Deadspin’s Tampa Studios” look like Tim’s mom’s basement.

First you get the electricity, then you get the AI and then you get the women.

Given the choice between AI and electricity, I know which one I want.

I’ve never understood the suggestion that this is whitewashing. Whitewashing is deviating from the source material to have a white person represent a character who was originally another ethnicity.

In this case, the fact that he’s in a white person’s body is literally something that is highlighted in the source…

No one expects the Germanic Purification.

Unless you’re independently wealthy, if you’re playing online games 20 hours a day to the tune of thousands of dollars a year, someone (in this case his father) is totally enabling your dysfunction.

Which word didn’t you understand?

THIS is how Roger Goodell could improve his numbers.

Do your friends confide in you about any other major felonies they’ve committed?

Ahem. We prefer to be called Coprophagians. It’s time to do away with the language of hate.

He’s lucky it didn’t rip his stupid head completely off. Then he’d have had to start cheering for the Bills, and nobody deserves that.

And people wonder why electronic devices are banned from high security areas (at least high security areas that aren’t part of the Trump Clown College).

I call bullshit on “every blogger does this”.