Unless he’s pissed that they franchised him, and he chooses to walk.

Yes, because the interstate is the same thing as a city street... No one suggested having garbage trucks plow the interstates.

Or, you know, the right shoulder. Close enough.

I’m not just the owner. I’m a client!

Perhaps you’ve misunderstood the problem. The problem isn’t with your country’s passport rules. The problem is that some other countries have rules about how much validity your passport has to have in order to be allowed in.

Your country can put whatever date they want in the passport, but that means nothing if it’s…

If my passport actually expires 6 months prior to the expiration date, then the damn thing shouldn’t have an expiration date that is NOT the expiration date.

You’re no more “stuck” there because your passport expired than you are if it gets lost/stolen and you have to go to the consulate or embassy and get a new one. So, really not stuck at all. And anywhere from 3-6 months is excessive. Like, I could reasonably see two weeks, maybe a month. But you’re telling me that…

I’m literally just asking them to print a nonbinding date in the passport, how would that matter to the international people

I once had one of these brain surgeons tell me that vaccines are unnecessary because she never knew anyone who died of any of the diseases we vaccinate for. *boggle*

I’m tired of Big Water trying to come between me and bloody dysentery.

And the gold medal in the 5K “Just Burning Out to Go Buy Weed Before This Guy Comes Back” goes to Jose from Mamma Teresa’s.

I’d trade that entire screen for a customizable HUD and some analog dials/switches.

It’s also probably worth saying that this should apply to emotional abuse too. Someone who screams at you, demeans you, or just generally treats you like shit should also not be tolerated.

Hell yes, you should leave. You should never tolerate anyone you are in a relationship “putting their hands on you”. Ever. For any reason.

When the Phantom Menace came out, I was willing to kill a fool to get in to see it. By 40 mins into it, I was willing to kill everyone in the theater to get back out.

“We were unable to find any minority candidates named Jon Gruden despite an exhaustive search, so technically no one was qualified.”

I recommend not dating insecure people.

“Hey, I’m not an asshole for mocking you, I’m just from Brazil!”

Protip: If you keep mocking your girlfriend after she gets mad at you for mocking her, you might be looking for a new girlfriend.

When I was in Las Vegas last summer, at the Mob Museum they had an old police training simulator where you had to watch a video of an angry guy waving a gun around, but only shoot him when he actually made a move to point the gun at you.

Apparently the more modern standard is, “hey, he made a gesture towards his…

Bunch of snowflakes trying to emasculate the young men of America by denying them the traditional rite of passage that is homosexual rape.