Dude can only operate in a walled garden.

I never stop supporting my brother/teammate Eli and the rest of my teammates as we move forward.

Come on, it’s obvious that he was exhaling while dragging that toe, and by rule that means it’s incomplete, unless the time remaining is evenly divisible by 6, in which case it’s a touchback.

Not sure how that isn’t obvious.

I swear, it wasn’t really my fault that all those groups wiped in Gnomeregan before someone thought to ask me if I was dismissing my pet before jumping down a level...

Just because something is on National TV doesn’t mean you have the right to know every single injury or mishap involved in making it. You don’t have the “right” to know if an actor gets hurt on a TV show.

I think I’d be angry at first, but millions of dollars can pay for a lot of therapy for uprooted kids.

Hey, I saw a very carefully staged shot of him at the game last week, from the chest up, so I’m sure he’s fine.

Prosperity gospel 101: get yours first.

“We want to be the most trusted purchase companion,”

There are remarkably few careers left where you can just be a raging asshole to people and not suffer professional consequences. This is not a bad thing.

It’s funny that almost every industry has clued in that tyrannical assholes actually aren’t worth the misery they cause. I suppose “progressive” Hollywood will eventually catch up.

Some great portraits! Do you get model releases when you’re posting to instagram?

If I fed my dog a bag of Scrabble tiles, he could crap a better screenplay than the first movie, so this one doesn’t have much of a bar to get over.

I obviously was skimming when I read about this guy’s huge dink destruction.

The underbody is fairly clean, but there is some surface rust, and the exhaust needs work

“I have altered the name of this planet to some sort of childish insult. Pray I do not alter another.”

“We need a more exact method of determining the relative distance between two points that we totally just guess at the position of”.

“At least he made the trains run on time. We need more on-time trains”.

Right, except, it’s not like that at all. It’s scary, as she has related to me, to be yelled at fairly consistently by strange men.

There are places and contexts for doing that, where the ethical burden of approaches and imposed discomfort either drops away or is so marginal that it shouldn’t be a barrier to activity, but that isn’t true at like, the grocery store.