I have to say, I caught the Vader-OWK original fight the other night and I was definitely struck by what an awkward bit of choreography it was. Part of the charm I guess, like shitty effects in the original Star Trek :)

“Welcome to RottenBurger.

Scans indicate that you are at extreme risk for heart disease, diabetes, and liver failure. Automatically super-sizing your order.”

In the defensive letter sent November 7th, 2016, about two months before the settlement was announced, the company’s lawyers disputed the FTC’s allegations by claiming that it was absolutely possible for drivers to make the advertised sums and that drivers who made less did so by choice.

How come you aren’t embarassed to be this oblivious?

Just because something is on National TV doesn’t mean you have the right to know every single injury or mishap involved in making it. You don’t have the “right” to know if an actor gets hurt on a TV show.

I think I’d be angry at first, but millions of dollars can pay for a lot of therapy for uprooted kids.

Hey, I saw a very carefully staged shot of him at the game last week, from the chest up, so I’m sure he’s fine.

You’re complaining about bad jokes in Kinja? Are you new?

Prosperity gospel 101: get yours first.

He had invested his $250,000 nest egg in a fund that supposedly guaranteed him $4,000 a month to live on.

“We want to be the most trusted purchase companion,”

There are remarkably few careers left where you can just be a raging asshole to people and not suffer professional consequences. This is not a bad thing.

It’s funny that almost every industry has clued in that tyrannical assholes actually aren’t worth the misery they cause. I suppose “progressive” Hollywood will eventually catch up.

Some great portraits! Do you get model releases when you’re posting to instagram?

If I fed my dog a bag of Scrabble tiles, he could crap a better screenplay than the first movie, so this one doesn’t have much of a bar to get over.

I obviously was skimming when I read about this guy’s huge dink destruction.

I am still too scarred by the atrocity that was the D&D Movie to even be able to contemplate any future D&D shows.

The underbody is fairly clean, but there is some surface rust, and the exhaust needs work

“I have altered the name of this planet to some sort of childish insult. Pray I do not alter another.”

“We need a more exact method of determining the relative distance between two points that we totally just guess at the position of”.