“At least he made the trains run on time. We need more on-time trains”.

Right, except, it’s not like that at all. It’s scary, as she has related to me, to be yelled at fairly consistently by strange men.

There are places and contexts for doing that, where the ethical burden of approaches and imposed discomfort either drops away or is so marginal that it shouldn’t be a barrier to activity, but that isn’t true at like, the grocery store.

I suffered through terrible depression, had no libido and terrible self-esteem because I ended up off work for a year. What depression didn’t do, however, was turn me into the kind of raging asshole who blamed his partner for his lack of sex drive or played mind games with her about how she wasn’t “doing it right”.

Depr…

ED is one potential problem, but I’d be much more concerned about his bullshit condescending way of avoiding discussing whatever the problem is. If that’s how he deals with his partner, on any topic, he’s an asshole and she should probably act accordingly.

There is a second alternative, which is to recognize that if after only 2 years in the relationship he is this much of an asshole, then he isn’t likely going to improve with age and therefore she should kick his surly ass to the curb.

I mean, just the sex problem would be a huge deal, but his refusal to communicate and…

Don’t be a hater just because you don’t like modern dance.

It stated that there was sufficient evidence to “support a finding that unwanted sexual conduct occurred” with other members of the team but not enough evidence to show that Myers’ conduct “created a hostile environment for you.”

Ah, the No True Yankee fallacy.

People are always in favor of fines or consequences for people who do stupid things, right up until someone suggests that they get fined for some stupid thing that they always do.

... enters treatment for malnutrition and eating disorders.

You can get a prescription for vitamins? Jesus Christ, no wonder healthcare is expensive.

Magary’s Mom: “Which appliance should I use to make floaters”?
DM: “Use the SMEG Ma”.

Jesus, in my workplace we have take training that suggests we be careful about commenting on anyone’s clothes or personal life. They never bothered to tell us not to grab anyone’s privates or ask about their orgasms because, I dunno, we aren’t fucking idiots.

Seriously, in 2017 who doesn’t automatically have to take…

I’d love to try it, but my three times repaired but once again missing ACL whispers to me that a sport that involves knee bars is a bad idea.

A couple of dabs of super glue also works to hold them in place.

And chemotherapy is really toxic and bad for you, unless, you know, you have cancer.

One thing people often underestimate is how freaking heavy those machines are. It’s all fun and games until a snowmobile lands on your chest.

On the plus side, they won’t be getting a five finger discount on any designer products.

At least they’ll be honing their talents against the best opposition pennies can buy.