Now if only the NFL would pick up the phone when I call about the egregious officiating errors I witness every weekend.

Why is everybody prejudiced against undeserving kids?

Start a hamburger joint and sell “Big Macz” and let us know how that loophole works out.

If only there was some way to determine if a trademark was generic. Like, say, a lawsuit or something.

Personally, I’m less annoyed with Twitch because of boobs and more because of the number of toxic gamer jerks. I swear, I will never understand why being good at a game turns some people into trash talking goons who seem to think that translates into them being actual tough guys.

Yeah, that whole not-going-to-work hungover must be a real burden for the hard done by actors among us. Glad the rest of us never have to work that hard.

I don’t follow college football much or Army/Navy at all, but THREE passes? What is up with that?

Man, I’ve slept with so many smoking hot chicks. They’re from Canada though, you would know them.

Part of the problem is the insane amount of personal attachment people have to sports in general. Add in their kids, and they become batshit crazy assholes.

I was once at a Thanksgiving party in Texas where a half dozen otherwise sane individuals spent the afternoon screaming at the TV while some college kids played…

That is the worst containment/quarantine situation I have ever seen.

He’s downright bad, but I’m not sure what he was supposed to do with that snap 10 feet over his head in the end zone that you led with.

Cue someone stopping in to let us know that he isn’t very good, and that’s why he isn’t playing in place of some of stiffs who will start this week...

I love endearing tales of people bonding over their mass murder simulator of choice. ;)

It doesn’t surprise me that you can get paid for cosplaying. It surprises me that you can get paid enough for cosplaying to pay 10 people to work on your costumes for a month.

Ya, a metal detector would totally be a useful thing to use at a municipal landfill. Hardly any metal at all buried there, right?

Pro-tip: If you already can’t speak/write in comprehensible English, deliberately messing with grammar and capitalization does not improve the chance that anyone will have a clue what you are saying.

I dunno, if I’m Eli, I’m telling them to shove that starting job up Mara’s ass.

The Cowboys hire a lot of guys who hit debutantes.

Got video of Nathan Peterman throwing them all into the other guy’s bin?

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